The sausages, the lamb, the chicken wings, the crayfish, the mash potatoes and salad. I think everyone felt so so full. Lol best events of that night were Han's attempt to do a striptease, Wei Ting's convo abt her chest hair and the awesome stories from everyone. Ooooooo Kiat looked oh so cutre in his school uniform HAHAHAHHAHAH.
Shit man i cant believe u joined CF, haha, oh well keep us army boys in ur prayers!!! =) Ur so hot Kiat hahah, with ur uber PSLE score and ur class monitor status =).
Although i think Ian has a thing or two to say abt that haha. Ahh jk jk we all love u man haha.
I guess i ll miss my civilian life after going into army, but then again, im really looking forward to it. Somehow, i look forward to making new friends and having a blast there, with all the new cockster people and all the shit that is cfm going to happen. But still, the show must go on!!!
Somehow i dont think people are gonna think im pes C material.
My evidence as presented by various people.
Walking outside california fitness club
Some guy called Alex, a staff of the gym, ''Excuse me sir u look very muscular, would you be interested in joining us??''
In Japan when i bought my black converse shoes, the sales guy who brought me the shoes to try and couldn't speak proper english, ''Gym!! Gym!!'' Points at me.
Buying essentials at beach road today.
The uncle ''Eh you how old ah? 20 is it?''
Me ''Eh no im 18''
Uncle ''Wahhh u so big size i thought u twenty ah''
Me ''haha eh nope im only 18 yeap''
Uncle '' U what? Pes one is it?''
Me '' Eh nope pes C beacause of my ankle''
Uncle ''Wahhhhhhhh'' Talks to his fellow uncle ''This one Pes C ah''
Both uncles ''Wahhhh, etc etc etc''
Ian was oh so jealous hahaha, but then again when it comes to certain night*events. he just kicks my ass so hard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, u da man u da man.
With all the ruggers and sports people with injuries all going into pes C, i think its really a joke as compared to pes A people.
Ah well, but im not hear to talk abt Ian!!! The dog has had his moment...
Han Loong man, this ones for you.
Well, getting to know you after prelims was really a blessing. Haha, for all the advice and other stuff that u helped me with, i guess i can never really thank you enough. Oh oh, for all the late night adventures we had also, not in the gay sense of course, like the arena, when i was puking my guts out lol. Yeah thanks man.
I guess it was u who helped me grow up even more after my college choir days, when i needed some form of direction. Always the mature one, who geve me insights that i nvr thought i knew or had. Yeah, ur like a brother i nvr had man. Though i must also say u helped to influence my liver to become stronger haha, well i ll take that as a skill gained hahah.
Like u said all that has happened in the past months has really been nuthin more than a blessing in disguise. Oh yeah thanks for introducing me to Paramore too man, ownage!!!!! Oh plus all my girl* problems too, yeah though ur advice gave me really really powerful dreams, i must say they were interesting lar hahaha.
Anyway, i look forward to CNY parties!!! Which i know u ll organise and etc cause U ARE OUR DJ!!!! LOL..
Somehow u have the same effect as Ian in a way..
Everytime i think abt our friendship and the bright future with flashign lights and loud music, i always think of this phrase.
Bad boys bad boy whatchoo gonna do whatchoo gonna do when we come for U
LoL armed with ur cigar at the side of ur mouth, wearing ur intern clothes, waxed up hair and welding a carbine in ur hands.
Im gonna gym swim do loads of cardo so i wont look so sloppy later. Hope the sun would be up later as well.
Then maybe enjoy a nice pool match with my prozz friend, hopefully i ll beat him. Seriously he so pro he makes me nervous.
Then stay at home and mentally prep myself for the upcoming dance class.
GARGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I mean like 80% of me is saying, can lar dont worry it ll be like mass dance, and hey ur going army this fri!! So yeah this new experience would be fun and interesting.
the other 20% though............not that Han that mofo made it any better for me. Prancing elephant.....wtffff stockingss.....i ll so look like a turd lar.
I can do this, COME ON!! My gawd, im feeling the same way the way i felt in my converse 3 on 3 basketball competition.
LETS DO THIS.
Friends pls download this song its damn nice. I found it on youtube. =)
HELLLOO EVERYBODYYY, its been quite a while since i blogged, well at least im blogging now aren't I?
Army is like in 7 days!!! Garghhhh, i pretty much bet i ll become some animal when i get there haha. Of course i ll kope food and etc, lol but not form my commanding officer lar.
Jerome: Is that nice, Sir? Can i take some?
Reaches over to kope C.O's chicken..
C.O:......
Jerome: HMMMMM tastesss gddddd =)
C.O: CBBB KNNNN CONFINEMENT FOR 2 MONTHS!!! SEND U TO DENTENTION BARRACKS AHH!!
LoL cfm die.
I guess after the night before last night, mambo night, i was thinking about a whole lot of stuff.
It was meant to be fun and all that, yeah i was kinda gone even before i reached there. Left a pretty bad impression on Ian's friends, two were MODELSS!!! Garghhhh!! Cause like eh i accidentally broke a glass when i reached there, shit. Hahaha, the hilarious fact was that i still had my dog instincts with me, ''IAN U BROKE THE GLASS NOT ME!!!'' Then like everyone was, ''wah lao Iannnnnnnn...'' Hmmm seems i am a true dog* after all haha.
Well eveything was going fine, till some fucked up shit happened and everything nearly went down hill from there. Thanks Chris Kwok Ming and Ian for saving my ass, seriously, i think without u guys i would have done some really really stupid shit. Though in the process u guys busted my thumb, morons. Nah jk thanks guys.
I guess when these sort of things happen somehow or another, pretty messed up, i blame it on myself, i really dont know why. I just cant stand seeing my friends gettin shit they dont deserve. Dunno, guess back in Jc, whenever there was a bad choir performance, i really really felt it was my fault, i would seriously feel like commiting suicide after that. Its not like im trying to be the hero* or some shit, its just the way i feel/felt. Same thing last last night.
One thing is for sure, which i believe lar. Even though shit may happened what so ever, u will always have a place in ur heart somewhere for that person. And the truth yeah i may not have strong feelings for u as before, but yeah i still do care. Honestly, how can i forget all the times i tried to impress u, make u happy etc etc. So yeah dont u ever say i dont care, cause if i didnt, i wouldnt have wanted to fight for ur behalf. Yeah, i ve moved on, but it doesnt mean i dont give a damn about u anymore. Peharps its my fault for the awkardness and the lack of initiative for conversations but yeah i still care, and i will forever will care.
On another note, if i ever find out who the mf was , ur so f-ing dead. U can run but u cant hide i promise u that.
I guess after all that has happened, people may be shocked at how much i have changed as compared to before. But yeah people will always change, i cant say no to the fact that army would influence me in anyways, be it gd or bad. I will change, but either way i ve change, i really believed that i ve learned so many lessons, even from my clubbing nights. You can really can see who are your true friends, and who are the ones who would stay with u and really take care for you, while burning up valuable dance time. Yeah i ve grown up definetly, i ve accepted the fact that this is a phase in life, hell i mean im not gonna be dancing when im 60 years old, or will I? Freaking get bounced first lar. But u learn lar u really really do. Even as i type this i just feel so much more enlightened about all that has happened in the past month or so. Still feeling rather heart wrenched from wed though. I ve changedok i admit that, but i believe what i know what im doing, like Joel said, its whether u learn it the hard way or the easy way. Dont be naive, dont be innocent, just be strong and if u have screwed up, pick urself up and move on, still holding onto whatever u believe, be it love lar or loyalty, or in my case brotherhood.
I guess no matter how much people would talk to you, be it teachers, parents, friends, etc, the decison to change is really really individual. So yeah.....ahhh great im like freaking preaching again......................................................as usual. But really guys this ones from my heart.
Sometimes i really wonder why i care so much for people, really i dont understand, but u guys are my friends and i ll do all thats neccesary to help. Even if it that includes justice. Maybe Huixian was right, about me having some gift of hospitality. Maybe i dunno, i was nvr much of a person to think so deep. But yeah, my friends are important to me lar, honestly. Oh and pls, if u weren't there on wed, don't ask.
Leadership service loyalty sacrifice love integrity and courage. Im still so young in these catergories, so damn young. Hey at least im willing to learn, i know life will teach me more, and God's plan for me too. Just dont freaking hurt my friends in the process please to teach me such lessons.
Feelinga wee bit emo now....nvm.
ANYWAY, THIS ONES FOR IAN ONG, A.K.A, my bitch.
LoL first time i met him, it was soo soo soo soo, aiya cant remember lar lol.
I bet hes saying ''DOG DOG DOG'' at this very moment in front of his com.
Well thanks bro, for always looking out for me in the fun times we ve had in Jc and outside school too. Wah dog u really touched me today lar, like when he and kwok Ming were talking abt all their clubbing adventures at underage parties, i asked lar, how come nvr invite me. Then he said, ohh cause u last time choir president mah.
Woah.
Yeah, thanks for always watching my back even in school, in small things from academics, han lah, ur econs how zaiiii, to reminding me to not bring food out of the canteen. For all the clubbing fun we had together, yes sir u how prozz always can get girls unlike me i how shy???. Also to rapping in class hahahah freaking funny. Ahhhh, we how tight. Oh also to sharing ur food with me though u were nvr really happy about it hahaha. Oh oh drinks too haha. For giving me feedback on morning ensemble singing.
You've really been a true friend to me lar, i mean i really really wished i had known u for longer than two years, but then again friendship ain't like wine isn't it? Oh yeah and the billions of hours we spent gymming together till Mr David loh thought we were gay, thats some funny shit man. I guess words cant really express how i feel, just so damn thankful for all u ve done for me. Though that doesnt mean i ll stop stealing ur food hahaha. Oh btw, cook more of ur beer sausages for me leh, damn tasty hahaha.
We how tight!!
Anyway God bless u =), and if u feel touched by this post, please dont forget to treat me to something nice and tasty and filling =)
Like i said lar......WE HOW TIGHT???
We ll be dancing to AYO TECHNOLOGY IN ARMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
It started off pretty well with me, Ian, Tze Shun, Wei Ting and Han Loong going to Bukit Timah Nature reserve to climb. Not bad haha it was pretty fun, but too bad we didnt really to appreciate mother nature cause they were freaking making so much noise. Animals leh i tell u. Not to mention Wei A.K.A the chest hair girl was blatantly Flirting!!! With all the half naked old uncles doing the same path as us. LOL LOL. Like Han would say. diiiiisssssgussstttingggg!!!!
Touche man touche =)
After 2 hrs plus of hiking i tell u it was freaking freaking tiring lar, but gd exercise plus we got to appreaciate a bit o mother nature lol. Haha think i ll go again monday morning of something lol. Oh and we saw two monkeys like mating too on the way out, lol pretty cool i guess........OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MOVING ON...
Slacked at home, joined Han to get his new glasses, hey man, looking gddddd lol.
Then came the night.
Celebrated Xingay's bd at Han's place...and ironically enough......it was freaking Kiattttt who got knocked out. Ok he was still alive and kicking BUT HE WAS FREAKING GONE....ANIMAL!!
1) He bitched slapped me when i rated him jokingly 5 upon ten 2) He mistook water for beer 3) He kept saying he had high tolerance when he was puking 4) He tried to kiss the Bd boy LoL 5) He tried to climb a tree and when he failed he kicked it 6) He thought a tree was pissing on him when it was just water droplets, and he scolded it and kicked it
etc etc etc.........
Sighhh.............Very this ur first time ah. All drinkers out there, please know ur limit and everything in moderation. If ur spinning already, it means ok man enough.
What a day man what a day.
For Xingay. This ones for you.
Hmmmm, guess i ve known u for sec3 sec4 j one j two, one two three four. Yeah 4 years already. Never would i forget the times we played bball together, trash talking the ankle breakers and the wicked games together. LoL strange how things are in Jc isnt it? We started pooling and gymming (YEAH) and swimming like damn damn frequently lol. Thanks for being there man whnever i was emo and what other nonsense. The fun times we had laughing at sick jokes and suaning other people, lol though thats really not nice. We how tight? Once again, i know u ll definetly be one of those who would aid me in some gang fight or etc. I guess u ll always brought a certain sense of jockness* in my life lol, aiya ur such a noob lar u ll cfm know what im trying to say when u read this post.
Knowing how much of a dog i am, dont mind if i say im damn tired and too lazy to blog anymore hahaha.
Bros for life man, sorry man, cant quite agree over the bros over hoes thing. LoL u understand. Well, sorry i wasnt able to let you experience clubbing, im sure with ur sexy bod u ll be able to score though lol lol.
Shaq dunks* OHHHHHH SAVE THE WOOOMEEEN AND CHILDDDREEENNNN!!!!
Dont forget to keep treating me to more food in the future!!! =)
So it was off to Bong's place for one crazy night and preparing him for pre army. I think i got high on the fun. Come to think of it, yeah, a bit lar just a bit. Along with Sidney, Marcus, Bobby a.k.a bobo, Jinghan, Brenden, Reuben, Ivan, hmmmmm missing out someone....chicken..whose the fella ah......Jerrold!! And of course urs truely the one and only Ham-some Me. We have delicious food, thanks to his maid uber cooking, and once again, Manhunt winner me got first blood, meaning first taste of the food. Ohhhhhh crapppp, i totally forgot to say Grace, shit damn sorry.. We had like eh chicken wings eh, chicken curry, fried rice, egg salad with corn, Ca-shew i think and some uber tasting spring rolls, which were home made. How sweet is that??? lol After watching some DUMB serial which ZIHAN MAN O CHEST H*IR totally insisted in watching, seriously it was some chinese serial at like 7 to 8, even WWE IS better than that lar. I mean like u totally get to see more action and stuff, basically more entertaining. Strangely enough when we wanted to off the TV, Ivan protested as well, along with Zihan. Seriously we were so shocked that we all just looked at Ivan and dropped our jaws b4 laughing at his foolish taste in Tv shows. So then we played some INDIAN POKER which was the climax of the night LOL LOL. Lets see, Ivan tried catching an egg with his shirt, as in only using the openings of his collar as it broke against his naked body, lol i tell u we all burst into laughing it was just so so so so so so so funny haha. I give that a 9 upon ten lol. One round bong had to out an egg into his mouth and we all tried making him laugh, not bad lar i give that forfeit a 7 upon ten LOL. That was pretty funny lol. Then we taupoked brenden slowly and purposefully, lol i was the first guy on him lar and i pounced on him like WWE style from the ring post. Ok that was damn funny lol so i give that a 8 upon ten lol lol. We put cubes of ice into Zihan's underwear from his behind, and we held him there too hahahahahahah it was so so funny hahahahhah, he hit like two octaves higher than his highest T2 note with his yelps/screams/shrieks. LOL then later we wanted to do the coup de grace by taupoking him to a pulp with ice in his underwear hahaha. That was so funny lar, haha i give it a nine upon ten. Another round i arm locked Jinghan and forced him to smell the air from Bong's old smelly and DISGUSTING LOOKING BASKETBALL. Basically he put the pin inside and drained the air out in front of Jinghan's face. Ok for all u out there who dont know how bad it is, ROTTEN EGGS FREAKING SMELL BETTER UNDERSTAND!!!!! Ok now u know. LOL Jinghan, paybacks a bitch =) I GIVE THAT A TEN UPON TEN =) Alright for the best one of the night.... ahem... Jerrold lost, so his forfeit was to let people smack his ass, prison style. Although we agreed to pull down our pants, so only underwear as protection, he had the nerve to retain his jeans. Bugger. So anyway we all lined up to smack his butt one by one with different objects. Zihan went first, POOF* A lousy pillow. Yawn* Next up was Jinghan and brenden same objects boring, POOF POOF* YAWN* Next was ivan, forgot what he used but it was kinda gd cause i remembered hearing like SMACK* Yeah!!!! Oh and all this time bong was filming i think. Then of course lastly me, the rest of the gang left already cause it was kinda late. I took Bong's freaking guitar and smacked it against Jerrold's butt. CRACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK* WAS THE SOUND. Following which, according to Reuben he lost his voice laughing so hard when he collasped against the couch. Everyone was damn shocked me too, but Bong let loose a barrage of F words, i quote Reuben, *He said more F words in ten seconds then he ever said in his whole life lar* I personally dunno whether it was true but, it was bad lar, plus it was his dad's guitar lol. Apparently, there were four huge cracks on it.........shit man it was damn bad, freaking hell. Jerome u are one Crazyy son of a human....But u gotta give it to me, Thats was Hilarious. I GIVE IT A HUNDRED UPON TEN =) AND NOW DRUMROLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS BONG THIS ONES FOR YOU LOL. Never really though how i would blog about this but eh, yeah, i ve known him for like 6 years plus, since primary school. I think friendship is a bit like wine, as it goes longer it just gets better and better, not that short friendships are worse lar of course. So yeah man thanks for being like a brother from another mother to me, for always being there to give me advice during our years of service in the choir com. For cracking ur jokes about sensitive stuff u bastard*, and still having an extremely fun time from it. For being ur intellectual G.E.P self and helping me out in times when i felt emo and shit, or was pissed off for the wrong reasons. For always showing me that there was another side to how things worked, and alternative to problems and more I.Q stuff. I guess in a certain sort of way u did help me grow up too. Shit man i ve really known u for freaking freaking long, just kinda hit me. Yeah i really dont know what else to say, but all the best in army, i know ur gonna enjoy it somehow lol. Sorry about ur guitar lol. And yeah thanks man simply thanks. Ur really one of the guys i know if i ever get into a fight or trouble, u ll show up just to add members to my imaginary gang or save me from other kinds of stuff. Sorry for not being able to Mambo with u tonight, i hope u dont get wasted like b4 and have a wicked time tonight, who knows? U might just meet ur girl LOL. Drink up bong drink up =) God really bless u though ur not Christian, and i look forward to having more fun times with u in 2008 and beyond!! =)
So today i woke up at friggiin 7 in the morning just to travel 3 hrs worth to go for my MDC auditions with Brenden and Jerrold.
Well overall it was kinda gd i felt. Though my lyrics were all jumbled up and i started have yourself a merry little Xmas too high, it was overall pretty ok.
Fun fact of the day though, some gay guy rated me like 7/10, on what category i do not know, i dont wanna know. LOL. When i told them i was Pes C one guy was like, why? whats wrroong with ur Fine* Body?? Damn, i was kinda freaked out, lucky one o my seniors were there haha. So it didnt feel so awkard.
Yeah they sang along with my uptown girls, and have yourself was pretty ok i felt. Problem is they only can accept one member when the previous guy singing it quits. So like i might have to go for auditions again. Ahhhh feels so choir-ish, hey im here for the auditions. But thankfully i wont have to sing ACS anthem or National anthem LOL.
I guess im pretty intimidated by the fact that army is coming so soon. Like most of my friends are all going in sooner or later.
So i ve decided to blog, from now on, dedication posts, not that i need to prove anything, but just cause im grateful for the impact that these people/Cocksters/morons had on my life.
Oh and strangely enough, i ve realises that in these past fews days, whenever im damn tired, i feel kinda high. Damn weird.
Sighh, kinda getting bored of bumming around everyday, its always the same, gymming swimming pooling. What happened to the gd old days of school? LoL, time passes too fast indeed, when we were younggg. Its seems even the simplest stuff can be so so heartwarming and satisfying. U kinda know what i mean, like they say it aint the place or the activity but the company.
Its getting late and im seriously feeling high.
Most of alllll, its built to lastttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt......
Ok Mass dance was kinda fun, the freestyling especially haha. Nice one my Og Kids who are J three hhaa. Anyway, been talking with people about stuff like life and all that. Ok ok sounds rather boring but alright honestly, i think i ve been falling a bit short of what i am, what i stand for, what i am suppose to improve further.
Watching people around me change for the better, yes u Sa Paodo me (dont worry i appreciate that OK!!!), and Miss Leheng, finding her faith in God. Really makes me feel kinda like shit. How i feel now is really like eminem's song, Toy soldiers* Shit man, i know i know i ll change, i promise.
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers
I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I'm supposed to set an example
We all fall down indeed.
But in this world of mine, u jolly well pick yourself up and move on.
