Why so serioussss??

My bro's awesome 21th bd

Knock urself out pls

Drinks anyone?







































Roy Gan James Bond Junior with his uber shot, its so strong, u gotta be iron liver material to drink it.
















































Left to right, Geek, Joker, Hardo Gaydo, Pimpmaster, James Bond, Van Helsing, Charlie Chaplin,
Jamacian dude, Cowboy, Tennis Pro





















































Winner of Best Costume ....Nice!!!!!...






















































I always knew Bong was secretly Emo.










































Hunks for sale.





















































Wardrobe MALFUNCTION!!

































The three bunnies with Fat Bastard and my Pimp bro. He always get the girls.




































Bong couldnt smile without looking like a retard =) +) -)
































Missing one Fat Bastard for Hunks Pic 2.




















My uber family =)

For more photos, pls refer to facebook.

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We should seriously MOS in our costumes.


seriously....

Today was a gd day*

I so died in army...i just simply rotted my way through the day and did a bit of sai kang, but i managed to finish an 7/8 of a book in just a couple of hours, i guess i do read pretty fast lol.



AFTER ARMY, the 4 hours was just so exciting and refreshing from the mundane day of green black and brown.



I went to Far East with my bro and his two friends, Roy and Ferris, and we went to buy our costumes from the costume shop.



My bro- PIMP, pimp stick and all

Ferris- Willy Wonka, all purple

Roy- Charlie Chaplin or Dracula, cant remember



Me- Hardo Gaydo



Ok ok i can literally FEEL the amount of facebook Nonsense that is gonna come out from Sat's bd bash. Ok yeah Happy 21st bd bro* real older bro!!!! Simply i am going all out to entertain u and ur friends, dammit. This is seriously so embarrassing. My chances of getting a gf now is gonna drop like the US stock market man, haha jk, these things arent imprt in my life now.



21st bd, similar to Karno's its at Grand Copthorne GASP ZOUK?? Nah, Mos with free entry thanks to his uber contacts and yeah, i ll be lookin forward to party in my costume with my friends and his friends and yeah random people..Develop ur social skills through ur party animal side, thats something i read off a magazine and yeah it is kinda true, for working life and etc.



Went to the gym, where i did heavy weights to prepare for sat hardo gay act, and i think i inched up the testostorone level in the gym with other guys, cause this guy started doing heavy weights. Shoulder presses standing up with free weights.....





After a while, his right hand loses control and whacks his kneecap, crack*, hes on the floor and next thing i know, we call for an ambulance.......My word, ambulance leh, the omg 995...



Me, "Dude ur a medic right?''



Him '' Yeah''



Me "When do you ORD?''



Him "oh six months from now''



Take note he was on the floor clutching his right knee all along, we were waiting for the ambulace to arrive.



Me "Oh sweet man, u can have like 3 months M.C lar then can burn half of that time"



Im such a chao keng bastard aint I ahahahah..Anyways i wish this dude, Eric all the best, wtf am i blogging this down for...?..Ok ok be nice, all the best for a speedy recovery, long term M.C and more civilian time =)



I can literally sense Sat something is gonna happen haha...Im so damn nervous cause of the fact that my costume is really really too outrageous..



Anyway, i can feel that im maturing and growing as a christian, hopefully lar, with a once and for all small group. Ok not that small..I really really hope this would help me as i continue to experience both the good and bad in life now =). But on that night i dreamt abt stuff, not very pleasant lar i would say, cause i hate being emotional, irrational and insecure, and i do need my sleep ok!!



Leave it to God's hands, i have totally no qualms at all =)

O God beyond all praising,we worship You today

And sing the love amazing that songs cannot repay;

For we can only wonder at every gift You send,

At blessings without number and mercies without end:

We lift our hearts before You and wait upon Your Word,

We honor and adore You, our great and mighty Lord.

Then hear, O gracious Savior, accept the love we bring,

That we who know your favor may serve you as our King;

And whether our tomorrows be filled with good or ill,

We’ll triumph through our sorrows and rise to bless You still:

To marvel at Your beauty and glory in Your ways,

And make a joyful duty our sacrifice of praise

One awesome weekened*

I think in total for 2 days i slept like, 12 hrs only abt there, same as a normal weekday. Dang it i should have really slept more man. Lol, last night was really really awesome haha, though i felt i could have entertained u guys more.

Well, i was kind pissed off at chris and yanni for pangsehing, especially when i was opening a bottle and got them free entry, with help from my older bro. Thanks dude. Ok honeslty right when they told me that they couldnt come, i was so freakin pissed off, all the different sort of vulgarities came spewing outta my mouth, in all languages. But i mean, thinking abt it, im sure they had valid reasons lar, trust on our friendship so yeah, tis my bad and not theirs.

Ok anyway on Sat, Karno's dinner was totally uber, at St Regis where there was free flow of booze and other stuff. It was nice of Bong and I to open the first bottle of Whisky to toast and drink together, causeee u will always be myy friendd haha. Simply for ur bd i ll gift wrap a certain someone for u michael yue Bong hahahahahahahahaha. TO ETERNAL LIFEEEE!!! LOL
Needless to say we visited house of condom to get Karno a naughty gift, since EVERYONE was gonna give him something that was dunno ordinary? HAHAHAHHAHAH =) Pimped out in my bd theme of red and black, we walked into the ballroom looking like super stars.............ok ok jk i was the superstar lar not him lol. Some of the choir girls also suddenly became eye candy for karno's occasion, ya know what i mean =) a.k.a lookin gd!!!!

Ok ok that sounded so perverted like, what the hell....

With an uber spread of buffet, i was glad to chomp down the carbos as fast as i could cause i feeling a wee bit high, and hey im not gonna perform for karno feeling high. Like i told the bartender, the portion of wine for the ladies is just too much, also my fault lar to volunteer to drink most of it. Karno is really a sweet guy and his slide show speeches, and personal testimonies from people who impacted his life, all went to show that yeah, although he can be blur at times, what the heck, he really is a great Christian and role model for us, me*.

Leaving to MOS.

Strutting down the road to see my friends in my pimped out gear, WOAHHHHH

Free entryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! YOWZA

Midori
Chivas
Barcadi 151 holy crap

Ah well the night went well with ups and downs. Samuel Punched me while dancing, u freakin noob shit, and i was like bleeding on the dance floor wth..The music was gd lar r n b, and we were all dancing like siao. LoL my bro and his friends came too, but they went to the retro room, which was basically mambo ish. One of them dressed as van helsing while the other wore and afro and was wearing a retro outfit hahaha, damn funny.

Xiang an lost his clubbing virginity to me, and surprisingly he HAD A GD TIME, though immoral.... hahahaahahahhahaahahaahah NICE. Well ur actions my friend not mine. Samuel was Gone and was just like stoning on the dance floor, but congrats dude, U Had a gd time too whether u realised it or not.

Ah it was fun lar, met the choir alumni people there too, but didnt really dance with them much, haha i would love to see some of them get really high. Oh yeah next time i wanna challenge enoch to a dance off too yeah! Im still so amazed at Samuel lol, now u know.

But seriously, i think i ll stop clubbing for awhile, cause its getting pretty boring now, plus my nets account is damn drained.

It was a fun 19th bd yupz.

Thank you my friends. =)

Dont forget Sat dinner =)

I need to get a hardo gay costume dang it..

A burning passion*

How many chances in ur life do u get to meet such wonderful people and learn incredible lessons from them? I really thank God for the chances i have granted and given, whether through harsh or soft ways. Knowing myself, harsh works best =). Stage fright haunts me constantly, no matter how many times i have performed for already, and yet, for everyone of them, i will dedicate the performance to God, for it is through him that sound comes out of my entire being. To have expressions on my face is not an act nor an effort to impress those watching, it is, i assure from the heart.

How many occasions do u get to bare ur heart, ur entire being onto literally a silver platter for the world to judge u from. That is singing i believe, we work hard to bless people and never to impress them. A celebration of our friendship and to Lord our God, unfraid to show people who we really are, be it whether they judge us or not, we show our love for what we do. Our vulnerability at those moments reflect our strength and integrity even more so, our weaknesses become our strengths and intial fear transforms into joy and passion.

Even after so long, i cant believe i still feel the same way as a year back, i may grow older and change in many ways, but i pray to God that my passion will never ever die, and only become stronger in the future. If even more join, that will just be fantastic. =)

More than what i have ever dreamed of getting haha.

Just for laughs =)

PRICELESS WORDS

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. 'Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go groceryshopping. Love You!'


Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, 'Son, what happenedlast night?' His son says, 'Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door'. Confused, the man asks, 'So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!' His son replies, 'Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, 'LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!'


Moral Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - 'PRICELESS '

With a no holds bar nineteen bd coming up soon, this serves as a gd precaution and reminder.

Somehow, i got this hunch everything's gonna turn out fine =)

A fantastic concert by Miss Qua's KKMC church..

Although i felt guilty being in God's presence again..

Im going army tmr..

Tonight, its all for him..

How apt how apt.

Uncertainty and worries, but i know if i put all into his hands, all my worries, all my, fickle problems?

Hahha, ok ok no emo for this post...

Give my best thats what i ll do today =)

Because life is just too short, its just the feeling that no one knows yet..

Why pai why like that to me*

G ness Han wrote a song for me on his blog......Ok simply i can appreciate it..

But the lyrics are abt me, being an ultimate.............

40 year old virgin
Never been kissed
Superbad
American Pie 1

DAMN U HAN DAMN U, im gonna throw away all ur davidoff cigarettes and make u suffer in fresh air, u freakin retard..

How about maybe i like to take things slow? u dumb prick...and i could have ok i could have, but i chose not to cause, maybe like i have uber morals in me? Ah ha!

No submarines for u on wed....cbb man..