Friday, May 30, 2008

Pride goes before a fall*

Freakin hell cheesecake..

1) I read the freakin instructions 5 times, apparently like Xingay said i need to read it 20 times

2) I mistook teaspoon for table spoon, so TWO TABLE SPOONS OF LEMON JUICE WENT INTO IT...SAME FOR VANILLA ESSENCE..

3) I added eggs into it at the start when it was suppose to be added at the end

4) I threw the cake into the oven to bake at 260 c for a while, before Zhun and I realized we didnt add the bloody thick cream to thicken it.

5) "Eh why the oven not hot one sia?" Freak man i didnt on the switch..

The time came this morning when i took it outta of the fridge and tasted it..
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VINCERO VINCERO!!!!!

UR HEAD AH!!

Ok lar in all seriousness, it tasted pretty ok, not so bad not so nice. Average, but more sugar needed i think. Plus it looks a bit brown and burnt a bit lar, but only at the top.

"So jerome what cheesecake is this??"

"Oh its a you know......lemon..eh new york style...eh sponge..tiramisu looking...for diabetics..cheesecake"

SON OF A MONKEY!!!

Freakin g LAR, this cooking shit is really tougher than it seems, dammit!!!

Sianz larz, freakin aggroed....

Han!!! U mean i mean less to you then FHM MODELS!!!!!!!! OMG!!! Eh take pics show me pls ahahahha. Jk jk, knock urself out man..

Well, i think one thing i learned from the dancing aspect, not grinding ah pls, thats a whole different throw off topic. Anyway, u ll nvr be as contented or satisfied as u will be if ur dancing with a person u dont actually fancy or care about deeply.

LOL speaking of yesterday. THERE WERE TWO FREAKIN ANIMALS IN THE MRT..omg. Xingay and I were like crammed at the door area there, and i was carrying my pool cue (how cool right), so it was damn uncomfortable, cause my pool cue was whacking people left right centre. Thats how compressed we were. When we came to Orchard, and majority of the people left, OMG, LO AND BEHOLD FREAKING ANIMALS!! Two girls SITTING on the floor with worksheets scattered around them WTF MAN!!!!!! Freaking animals i tell u.

I was listening to Xingay's ipod and shaking my head, peeping at their worksheets, Anderson Jc.
It was damn inconsiderate, and animal like. Really leh, A level, dumbshits!! At newton, when we stepped outside i said "Wah those ANDERSON JC GIRLS AH DAMN INCONSIDERATE SIA!'' Ok, i should have said it damn loud think its was too soft for them to hear.

Ok ok, but reflecting on that situation i should have told them off nicely. Then again using my ah beng side would be totally hilarious and a story to tell my kids haha.

ahem..

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Cheesecake day =)!!

Im gonna be baking some uber cheese cake today woohoo!!!!
Taste my uber cooking and on ur knees when the taste hits u!!
Haha, ok gotta rush off for physio now, bringing along Xingay for manual muscle power and Zhun for the small details
Cant wait!! Lets get this party in here!!!
i seriously bet its gonna taste damn good lar haha, all my gym has finally given me some skill!!
Or like my mom said "The best food in the world is always cooked with love"
KISS THE CHEF!!!
IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN!!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Sunday, May 25, 2008

The Ten Tenors - Bohemian Rhapsody

Sometimes i'd kill to be a tenor, lol. Not that i dont love singing Bass, but yeah, thats the more popular voice range. Anyway enjoy! Their pretty gd haha. =)

Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me.

Anywhere the wind blows.

Friday, May 23, 2008

A good day*

Im feeling pretty darn tired in front of my com now...BUT nontheless the day has been v gd =)

Started at freakin 245 am where i watched Man U vs Chelsea match, OMG, as happy as i was that MANU WON GLORY GLORY MAN U, the freakin g match eneded at like 530. My maid was like turning on the lights in my house, damn wth man..

Limped my way into bed where i slept from like 6 to 11.

Went to swim a bit at Pines from like 3 to 5 something.

Headed to choir practice where only rayston and i were the only alumni damn g, rest all college choir haha felt pretty weird, ah nvm lar music crosses all barriers, age included.

Anyway after a (its a phase -sound check), met penguin for dinner at some uber XO fish noodle soup place. For 3.50 the meal was really damn kick ass man.

Went to cold storage to buy the essential ingredients to cook our UBER CREPES!!! YES SIR RE!! CHOCOLATE BANANA CREPES WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND CHOCOLATE SAUCE!!

LoL, needless to say, me being a total virgin at cooking, freakin useless. And we had only one hour to cook before american IDOL STARTED RAWRR. It turned out pretty well, mix flour and sugar and etc etc, yeah i felt pretty damn proud of my self cause i cooked it as well. Unlike the previous cooking session where all i did was to help mix the flour, basically manual labour.

Pictures coming up next!!

So anyway yeah i think the crepe tasted pretty gd, but i think it needed more sugar, cause it was a bit bland and hmmm, perhaps should put powdered sugar on top of the banana after wards, cause it would make it taste better. Yeah i think i ll try cooking this again lar. Pretty fun, perhaps cheesecake can be on the list too. =)

Yeah, and David Cooke won, congrats man. Nice rocker voice lol. Bloody hell, i would prefer the younger guy though..

Oh and i realised today that for baking u can buy essence of say vanilla, to create the artificial flavour of it in whatever ur making. Pretty interesting indeed!!! Pretty darn cool actually. Hey cookings pretty fun actually. But quite mah fan lol..

So its party time tmr and im looking forward to it. With all my close friends, its time to give myself some space to really let my hair down. Haha, strangely im gettin a bit bored of it lol.....although its a bit scary to think that way, its part of growing up i know. I accept it, haiz, i really do miss the good old days of Jc life, academics and freedom in a greater form.

apple bottom jeans boots with the fur, the whole club is looking at her...

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

A picture is worth a thousand words, But simply mine are a million ok!

After a hot day worths of tanning bets with THE WHITE ANIMAL TIN Y U SICK FUSS BALL HIPPIE!!!

im damn black and burnt right now...

anyway THIS POST IS GONNA BE THE MOST INTERESTING ONE EVERRRR, because yeah i wanna talk a walk down memory lane, from primary 6 all the way to JC, pre-army. In that period of time, it was birds and the bees, childishness, girls, acne, choir, basketball, alcohol, partying. But above all!!! The friendships that i have forged, i will hold them all very dear to my heart.

Cause, WE RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!! ok ok sorry pretty random anyway here goes!!

The story starts off when i was primary school i think, Switzerland never knew what hit them..

Kk alt tab to photo bucket now to resize all my pics..
HANG ON AHH!!
damn long lar photo bucket does not have any multi task tool to resize all at one shot.

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Such wonderful scenery, i wonder what would appear out of no where?

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BOOM!! Yeah friggin hell, its my bro and myself, lol i reckoned he wanted to throw it at me back then. Oh my gawd, we look so young lar, ahh those were the good old days of pokemon, eh toys, eating like free and eh, not HAVING TO EMO AT ALL!! yes indeed!!

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Even when young i loved to do crazy stuff as u can see, i slid my way down the slope past the icy road and into rocks, yeah that was sure as hell dangerous but fun =)

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Of course i always had a thing for dogs, lol maybe thats why im such gd friends with the guys. U DAWGS!!

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LoL seriously lar before gym and basketball, i was really a rolly polly kid, lol, like some small animal like that, of course back then i had no idea what abs were or biceps or bench press or healthy lifestyle. A slight dash of vanity could be thrown into that as well..

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Our heroes retun to mainland once again!!

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Somethings will never change i guess =)


We fly now over to Maldives!!
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AH HA nice one lar, check out my afro like hair style man, anyway the fishing was fun, heres one i caught my self OK!!

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Cockster bro....

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FISH AGAINST MEN WHO WILL WIN!!

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My dad and i, pretty good we went fishing at the resort, and i caught this fish. Cool pic taken in the rain though, nvm we how tough right or not (pai) dad??

Teleport scroll, 75 mana, down to SHANGHAI!! Although i didnt see Jackie Chan or Chris tucker =(. We had fun yeah!


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Jerome spots an ANIMAL in the museum!!
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Its just Jon, look at him man LOL, freakin retard when he was young haha.

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WE ARE (gonna be) HOT HUNKS!!





WE FLY NOW OVER TO JAPAN!!! I wonder if u know living up in tokyo if u see it then u know it then u know u have to go FAST AND FURIOUS drift drift drift FAST AND FURIOUS!!

Although i didnt see cars dirifting there..we had a gd time bwahahha!

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OMG!! A JAPANESE TOILET!!! It owns me man seriously

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We made fun of the entire japanese crowd in front of us, hahahaha!

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Its good to be legal and HAMSOME!!! Haha, really feel a bit emo now man, i mean we all liked being young and its kinda sad to grow up, but back then we just couldnt wait. Its all in the phase of growing up =). No more pokemon for me sir, jessica alba pls =)

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Isnt the scenery just fantastic?? Is it right =)

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MOUNT FUJI!!! It really takes my breath away man. Simply nice!

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My uber childish family lol, all grown up now, time to order some sake!

So after all that, i hope u guys are justly entertained lol. But whats the point with a blog if u cant share some love with ur fellow readers? We all may grow up and mature and make mistakes. But whats most imprt is that we hold on to the things we love...Its been a fun journey and i look forward to the future, not army o course..

And the last pic!!! Of course doing what i enjoy so very much!!

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"Walking in a winterwonderland....................''

hello ladies!!!! JK JK!!!

God has been gd!!!!!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Im invincible*

So it was another fantastic day at choir.

Doing the thing which u have passion for and doing it with cockster and normal friends such as MA chen zhong and other people. Just feels so gd singing man, hard to believe, well take it from me lar.

Freakin funny man when i see his face in choir, its like omg, u do the stupidest things ever, have no regard for much discipline, and yeah ur a dog lar hahah. Ok ok but u do love the music as much as i do haha, so yeah kudos to you man lol.

I think this year, our concerts gonna be a blast. Cfm chop, CUZ IM SINGING OK!! HOW HAMSOME HOW ZAI!! ok ok lol jk jk, the music is overall pretty darn gd lar. Sure there are a few songs where indivivual preference is against, but well, thats a challenge too right? Alll our hard work and efforts will finally come to bear fruit. Cant wait cant wait. LoL sometimes singing those fun songs, i feel like mamboing a bit man. Cool stuff, Gd stuff.

Anyway, i really wish them all the best on tour, it ll be fun and exciting as hell, though i hope they ll be more disciplined then ever, cause of my own personal reasons. Competition is competition after all. U have to be at uur peak and all the more so prepared for it.

See when u really like something, i could go on abt choir all night man, but i wont lar.

Met Reuben earlier in the morning and had a failed attempt at gym, lol long story.

Had dinner with parents opposite acjc at Ming Jiang around there. Freakin funny, my bro and I ordered some chicken wings with with the highest level of spiciness. It was called, ASS BURING CHICKEN WINGS..ZOMG!!

Haha us being us we ordered it fine we ate it fine. Within two bites, my tongue felt it was being tortured and my lips swelled slightly, and i was tearing as well. WTHEFREAK MAN, ITS DAMN KILLER!!!!!! Needless to say my bro ate like 4? Before he died later too during the main course, freakin jakkass lar, the steak how nice. Cant enjoy it fully cause of the wings. But dman they were HOT man, seriously lar, i mean i have pretty good chilli tolerance, instead i was demolishing in two bites of the chicken wings. Ahhh it was gd fun man..............

I guess family can be pretty cool sometimes eh?

Lookin forward to this week, before my MC ends, damn u army..

Partying on fri and maybe sat YEAHHHHH!! Back to the place where it all began, and its time to work those leg muscles again.

Sighhh, Day one went well, not as bad as i thought, i hope the upcoming weeks would be better, but then again not everyday is Sunday. Shit happens lar, but i strongly believe one day, gd things will happen and when they do, the past will feel oh so worth it.


I needa catch up on some sleep for the weekend.

Peace out A town, to wee to wee to wee to wee,
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
in the club with my homies..

u know the rest! =)

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Thursday, May 08, 2008

The end of my M.C, ???? WAIT A MINUTE ONE MORE MONTH!! AH HA!

Well its been a fast and usual week, lol tmr's fri already and i cant believe it..

Its really amazing how time flies when u spend most of ur time at home and watch movies on the com. Well i bet that when iget back to army, time will totally slow down and i ll be dying like an animal. Roawr..

Well, i had my virgin experience to KTV this week with the blackie Rose, went to check it out at first at the basment level of Chips and we were just looking around, when the guy said "you guys got book? No? take room 21'' what the......nex thing we knew , we were holding mikes and laughing at each other. What the hell man KTV damn g lar lol, and we only came to drink..After a few vocal warm ups which urs truely cheated his way through falsetto, we went to ta some drinks and went back down..

From Angel to Usher, English songs to Chinese whats that fella's name? Jay Chou his Quiet song, dunno what lar, an jing. Damn funny lar, anyhow sing shit man that was fun, should do it often with more friends...

Had concert fest at my house at night, me penguin and hairy chest.

Keane live
MUSE OMGGG ORGASMIC!!! i quote our dear Zhun
Guns and Roses was a bit the lame..LOL LIVE IN 1992!!! TOKYO!!

It was dman funny seeing Axwl Rose wear black furry boxers to sing while adjusting it during the performance, needless to say all the opening up of legs and running here and there was pretty entertaining.

Funniest moment was when me and Zhun grabbed a crutch each and started pretending we were MUSE wtffff man...haha damn funny seeing some small girl jumping up and down with the crutch posed as guitar..haha YOU ANIMAL!!

Dunno why Hair ychest was a tad emo that night!! LOL OK LAR U WERE NOT JSUT TIREDD..nice rocker ear rings though, freaking hell what silver star..

Oh and i went to remove my cast today, FREAKING HELL, MY RIGHT LEG IS LIKE DAMN SMALL. Its damn sick lar comparing it to my left leg, plus it smells, dman dry and has yellow flakky skin shedding from it ....DISGUSTING!!

K lar with gym starting soon and other stuff, im sure i ll be ready to club in 3 weeks YAHOO!!!

LoL, i think im too havoc at times this year, starting last year too, but thing is, ive said it b4 and i ll say it again. You can only do these things while ur still this age, hey man i ll be like sipping wine and chilling out at some fancy place like 6 years down the road with my Pais, definelty wont be clubbing, unless i wanna live the good old days again lar.

So yeah chiong it while u still can man, hell its also a good form to destress, plus on each clubbing night, cfm something will happen one CFM! and stories for the rest of ur life, maybe u ll even tell it to ur 18 year old kids?? hahah, son when u club ahhh dont drink too much if not u might be dancing with some drunk guy ...WTFFF lol

And another thing thats been on my mind...LOL Freak man i totally forgot Yan and Andrea's bd, ok no excuse...Its me i guess i nvr remember such things one, i mean i only remember those people who i wanna whack, like samuel or bong or other guys in that matter. Yeah, you know these things take E.F.F.O.R.T. How fast u return an sms, convo on msn, return a call, make time for someone, remember people's bd, make gifts for them, plan for them, yeah its all effort. Maybe discipline???

Dont you ever ever get really pissed off when u sms at say 10 in the morning and get a reply like 2 am? Im like what the fuck man..seriously what the fuck..I m sure we all have felt that b4. LoL im not sexist ah...but some how or rather girls seem to do this more so than guys? hmmm? Talked to Rose abt this and she said sometimes u gotta think and not reply so fast one..

Im just .......................................................................thats just dog like man, impolite rather.

Well, make an effort people!! Use me for example k, this sat right, theres a famous eh eh Choral Conductor coming to acjc choir, and i suspect it would end around 730?
ANDDDD xinwei has field camp next week means he cant come out for v long PLUSSS its wei's bd this sat....SO HOW?? Dinner at serene centre 630pm..

How liddat how?

Sacrifice lor, think abt this logically, the conductor only comes once probably in a lifetime or so. While Wei ting's bd is annual and Xinwei is well, hes my bitch lar so i dont give a damn..LOL JK!! Aiya Pais we how tight? forgive me this once lar..sorry!! This choral thing is damn imprt..

Yeah saying that i ll probably be at the grand dinner LATE, chicken..
Hopefully the session wont end so late..sighhh

Like sometimes when i dont talk to Ian, it can be for freaking longgg, but when i see him, we re like fellow retards in woodbridge, and yeah the time we spend together is pretty fun man. Im not going anywhere near broke back ah..But yeah, i dunno maybe i tend to cliche better with guys than girls.....ok that was random..

Effort effort..lets see some of them man..haha i know at times we can be freaking lazy bitches..but seriously lets all try to cut that shit out man..

YaY my cast is off!! My leg smells gd for once! HELLOOO GYMMMM!!!

harlow zouk =)

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Ok im doing it*


Best to go through life knowing that you'd put your best for everything and everyone

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh IRON MEN!!

Yeahh, i feel pretty damn good right now, cause i just watched IRON MAN!!! YEAH BABY YEAH!!! HAHAHAHA.

Shit man the movie was pretty damn damn good. Like the usual rating upon five stars? I ll give it ten man!!

You know me, the kind of movie i would like. Less plot, less talk, more action hoo yeah!!!

It was a nice time out with Ian the Dog and Xingay. Fuck Han REALLY PAISEH MAN, i didnt know u booked out today, shit zoo..

So it all began with a hot afternoon in my library, where i was killing time away practicing my uber guitar skills. LOL ok ok, i was Dotaing, honing my my my ok lar skills. Hero died, pfft, some Gang it was!! So i went to Cathy to book tickets for IRON MAN!!! YEAH!! 930 ok check. Credit card number ok check. Seats................OMG MY HERO WAS ABOUT TO REVIVE BY THEN SO AIYA THESE THREE!!! Ok, i picked the top three in the middle section left hand corner, cause i thought it would be easier for me to reach it, with less steps than neccessary to travel to.

Upon reaching the ticket counter, i looked at the ticket lady dead in the eye, flashed my credit card, and gave her a smile. Here you go =) Hey u ever seen a bai ka with a handicapped leg with a credit card?? =) Yeah, felt really austin power ish back then. With my body guard/dog/Pai next to me too, cause Xingay was stuck in a jam..that nub cake. Ok ok this lady was pretty hot too, hello!! Then she said, " Sir did u book these tickets by the phone?''

Me ''Nope i booked it via online''

She gave me some funny look and said,

''so you booked three seats second row to the screen is it?''

I looked at Ian, with his facial expression of Jerome-you-dumb-shit-you-did-it again

Me ''Oh fuckkkk''

DAMMIT LAR!!! I BOOKED THE THREE SEATS SECOND ROWWWWWWW GARGHHHHH
IRONN MAN LEH!!!!! WHAT THE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG all my Austin Power ish moment completely left me, i just felt like a Ba Kai again, dammit..

No doubt Ian the Dog tormented me on it where i came up with some lame excuse, actually pretty valid lar. ''See right Ian, thing is, most people in Africa dont get a chance to watch movies, so i think we ll be gd tonight with our neck strain seats''. Yeah, so apt, hero words beofre a hero show =)

But that cb still wouldnt let me off..sigh. Xingay came and he said ''I KNEW THIS SHIT WOULD HAPPEN! Ian i should have asked you to book man!''

Fuck lar, sorry lar, my team needed me!!!!!

Sigh........

Oh oh and then this group of guys, think like 20 plus, Ian was being a cock like guiding me into the cinema at Cineleisure like some road marshal. And then two cocksters from this group had to say too ''Make way for the bai ka''

I just stopped and turned my head at them and said, ''this aint as easy as it looks'' And they gave me the oh-fuck-the-guy-we-were-spamming-abt-is-lookign straight-at us look. Which also means a paisehness and oh shit. Thats right..FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND!! Got one Ocs guy, one buffed up gymmed up clerk* and lastly one hamsome guy metal poles aka crutches for support. Which is also a perfect substitute for parang. Bloody hell, mock me when u dont even know me at all? i dont take this shit man. Seriously, jakkasses......

Anyways, Iron Man played on, and it was so so good. That Robert Dowery Jr guy is such a great actor man, woo wee!! Oh and there was this funny moment in the cinema when IRON MAN, gasp, Iron man shot this missile at an enemy tank.

Some Champion woman behind us said "But its so small''

Me Ian and Xin turned behind..
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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
OMG

HELLO!!! AS IAN SAYS BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES OK!!!!

And as for me!! ITS IRON MAN WE RE TALKIGN ABT HERE, CAN U DONT BE SUCH TURD,
HES HOW COOL AND POWER LAR!!! WAKE UP BIATCH!

ok all those were in our brain thoughts, needless to say if we had spewed out those sentences, i think my other leg would have been broken haha.

And so the movie ended with me thrusting my arm up into the air..''YEAH!!''

IRON MAN ROCKS!


i ve never felt this good before, since, 300!!!

ROWR IM BA KA MAN!

Bad guy robs woman on street.....''HELPPPP'' she screams...next thing he know...a crutch come sout of no where and smacks him dead between the eyes...

''Lady ur safe''

''Thank you''

and our hero limps off into the sunrise, where ever the road takes him..

Chelsea and Liverpool match coming up!!!!!

Oh and bong, what i say abt you know, haha, some lar some, not all.