Han spammed me*

Well i thought it was kinda funny lar. Anyway just read for yourselves.

ive never met someone who could leave me speechless so often. another person who can do this is jerome. take, for example, the conversation i had with him and xing wei after lunch but an hour ago...

han: hey you guys heard bhutto died?

xing wei: yeah man...

jerome: whos that?

han: ...

xing wei: ...

han: wait, you dont know who bhutto is?

jerome: yeah who is that?

xing wei: jerome you only know your wrestlers lah. you know great khali you dunno whos bhutto

jerome: i know great khali but i really dont know who is bhuttohan

(it was about this time that i decided to mock jerome a bit...): bhutto was the great khali's manager man.

xing wei: yeah...

jerome: wha serious ah...

han: yeah man. died yesterday

jerome: wha cheeecken i didnt know...*pause while jerome checks his hair in his reflection, me and xing wei sniggering already*

jerome: ay why you two smiling

xing wei: oh its the sun...

han: yeah the sun...

jerome: wait, ok, bhutto isnt the great khali's manager. thats bullshit.

han: hahaha

xing wei: hahahahan: okok hes not lah. you mean you really dont know who bhutto is???

jerome: yeah, just tell me lah.

han: bhutto was the ex PM of pakistan man

jerome: ohhh was he important?

han: ...

xing wei: ...

han: bhuttos a she...

jerome: oh...

xing wei: how can you not know, its all over the papers and news

jerome: aiyah dunno lah

han: look, its right here*shows jerome copy of newpaper*

jerome: whoa...*pause while jerome reads the cover of the paper*

jerome: singapore havoc teen starts drinking at 11...

han: ...

xing wei: ...wtf.

hahahaha you two ah, are a constant friggin strain on my sanity. if its not having to keep quiet while kiat admires himself, its trying not to be TOO mean while making fun of jerome. but i love you both, no question about it. : )

I was just messing with the both of your lar, frankly speaking i was damn shagged so yeah. I cant think straight when im damn tired. AH HA, valid excuse ok =)

New Year*

Oh my sunnn so much has happened since i last blogged.

I guess i ve both experienced the gd and the bad. Too lazy to type guess i ll just type them out in point form, the good and the bad.

In no order of significance.

1) Gym DUHHHHH
2) Swim, u guys see my nice sexy tan? haha jk jk
3) Pool like mad, seriously played 20 bucks worth of it, damn crazy.
4) Had lousy sessions of clubbing, NO THANKS TO YOU BONG!! Its ok lar i know you would do the same for me if ever the time came.
5) Sang my heart out for carrolling =) That wassss sooooo gdddd the les a mis too.
6) Drink/drank more and more, in controlled amts of course, i guess i ll drink even more if some stuff dont work out well. But it will lar, i have confidence, both options anyway.
7) Being with my brothers, i lubvcxxxe u guys man, for sharing your food with me, for laughing and hearing my shit, for always being there, FOR MOCKING ME U BASTARDS. But yeah i know in all seriousness, i know u guys would be there for me if any shit happens. God willing it wont lar.
8) Relationship with parents dying, sigh long story and still pisses me off
9) Got backstabbed by Jinghan when he posted lousy pics of me in facebook, traitor!!
10) Got spammed really badly on alumni bbq, basket.
11) Shi shaed, quite yucky though.
12) Spend/spent/spending time with those who really matter to me.

I guess what Bong said to me in his cheap skate card rather sums it up. *Aiya words cannot express how i feel lar its just like that* Simple yet worth a thousand meanings. Nice i like that. U dog. LOL LOL.




First time i heard this song i thought the guy was singing Monsterball monsterball....lol i cant believe i sang it at orchard road lar, omg damn Genius lol. Ok ok so its most of all. Anyway this song i really damn nice. But what han said to me today was right, i dont have any rational reasons to feel this way. So just enjoy life, but i know whatever happens i ll be alright. Everything will be alright, i promise.

Enjoy this song guys......MONSTERBALL MONSTERBALL...hahaha. Pronounce ur england properly lar, chicken.


Heres a toast to 200 eh 2008 i think =)

The end of a week*

Well lookie here its the end of another week....

Pretty much filled with going out and drinking and gymming nearly everyday. Gosh my liver really does need a break, actually only the day before yesterday. I dunno, guess i ve been sleeping so late and waking up so early that the i cant even remember what day it is today. Apparently, my choir schedule isnt as updated as i thought it would be....baskett..Arghhhh. Feels shitty now a days when i do what i want based on feelings and not planning.

So me Han Ian Yanni and Penguin went to Dempsey 11 for a drink which Weiting treated us =) THANKS =). Hahah i must say that, that night was so uber..We went to Borders first to look at some books, where i found my autobiography!!!! I mean Dave Batista's autobiography haha, for all em nooblets who dont know who he is, hes the current reigning WWE world heavy weight champion, every inch of this guy is sheer muscle i tell u, 290 pounds, freaking 100+ kgs. But after reading his book, yeah life is really sheer hell for some of those people living in America, having to starve like he did and crawl his way up to the top just to have a living. We, he has celebrity status now so yeah kudos to him. Anyway in Borders, i was being a total prick to Ian which was damn funny haha, oi Ian!! I got ur book right here man dont worry abt it =)!! LOL, which he would just shake his head and walk away..

Anyway i was on a lucky streak that night, some kind soul gave me his 30% discount card and i think* i found 24 dollars on he loo near the counter. Seriously, i was looking left right centre seeing if anyone was running back or missing cash....until 5 mins pass...so after much comtemplation...i took it. Shit i felt guilty as hell, but decided to use the money to treat my thirsty friends, taxi rides to Dempsey was on me =) Money well spent =). Of course they were teasing me to treat them as well lar, em Dogs!!! So we went there, and the wine was so so so so good seriously, for a 48 dollar house wine bottle it was just so good. Yeah we had a fun time there alright, where Han bought this humongous Cigar and looked every bit a manager in his intern G2000 CLOTHES!! SWEE Ahhh!! But he burnt his shirt in the end lar hahaha.

After that went to rayston's house where they were basically kinda high to say bb an GG HAVE FUN NO RE, cuz hes booking in on sat. Whatever gay shit that happened, literally, im just glad that i kept my word and showed up, if not seriously one more bottle of wine at Dempseys. Gd luck boy, hope u have a change of heart/taste there. I think 2 years of time is more than what my homophobic self would want to do, and that is to run away as though i have a fire up my ass.

Freaking hell, parents ah seriously, damn niao at me going out at night, i have no clue whatsoever as well. Ok come on, i dont smoke, dont do drugs, dont steal, murder, etc etc, and i sure as hell can take care of myself at night. Plus its not like i travel alone right, i travel with friends. So yeah, unreasonable....Ok i admit i shouldnt be bitching abt them but seriously...kns man. Sigh ok over!!

Apparently i bellowed at a woman who stole our cab that night and felt extremely satisfied when i beat some guy flat at yahoo pool. Guess no matter what, the kid in me refuses to die, genes?? Yeah yeah take for example till this day, my dad still wants to engage me in wrestling stunts, and when i fell on my butt at newton mrt, he came runinng t me saying, OH SON DID U HURT THE POOR FLOOR? Gee thanks ah in public....Oh how about the time he shot me in the ass in paintball which was a foul, blatant foul i must add. So yeah i am still a kid, and no matter what people may disapprove, or say, sry but thats the way im gonna be. I guess a year back i would say if u dont like me for the way i am then piss off!! Yeah that was in the past alright but this year, think i ll just smile and walk away....

Aite its gonna be ten soon and we ve got a performance today!! Ciao i ll be singing!!

A penny for your thoughts?

Woohoo!!! Last night i saw Andy Lau at Lido, not bad not bad, he was shorter than i imagined and yeah his nose is quite big lol. No offense man. However if it was Jessica Alba, i think i would have fainted haha. Come on, Asian film industry just cant compare to those in America, Andy Lau vs Brad Pitt, Jackie Chan vs Tom cruise. Cfm the angmos would win lar.

Anyway its 115, better hurry up blog this b4 i go to sleep, if not i dont think i ll ever remember. I guess rule number one that i learned in my holidays is that, always try to see the better side of people. No ones perfect, cause simply put it we re Human, damn right, we sin duh. I ve been hurt b4 not in a physical sense, but eh yeah. Someone i liked made me sound like a parasite, the adjective clinging* was used. I was seriously so freaking pissed off that night, vulgarities came spewing out like free, u know when u really hate a person, all their imperfections are suddenly so mother freaking clear. Its so easy to say shes a total bitch or whatever, but then when i got home it suddenly dawned onto me. You know what, that was really immature of me. She is a nice person and she simply deserves better, so i really should not have bitched abt her like a raving dog.

I guess thats the norm isnt it? When things just dont come to a happy ending or go ur way even small things like, "his hair wahh, really freaking ugly lar", or "the way she talks damn turn off lar". We see all these small insignificant details that really make us have a superficial judgement abt them. All because of us not having our way. Isnt that selfish, or just that horrid moment where we feel nuthin but hatred and disgust? God didnt make us perfect, he gave us the good along with the bad, so see the good in people pls. Dont live in that moment of anger and hatred, its just wrong, i know i did, and yeah i do regret it. Definetely bitching is a thing which no one can avoid, but remembering the good in people, it makes it a whole lot easier to control ones tongue.

So instead of going like 'that cb person makes my life so miserable just by talking to me'

Why not go like " hey actually he/she is quite nice, that time she/he helped me with this thing, i dont really have a strong and valid reason for hating he/she, so why not i just go talk it out?"

And in whatever situation, always remember to be mature and nvr compromise ur dignity for anything. Thats lesson two that i ve learned. Even though shit happens, i liked u u didnt really like me things got awkard i cant bear to look u in the face when i talk to you. U know just suck it up and got talk it out ith the person. "Hey u know that yeah i did like u once, and eh things happened and our friendship got compromised, i mean shit we cant even look each other in the eye anymore and talk, so why not we just put everything aside and start anew as friends?" Dont leave things hanging in the past as well, forgetting may be a solution but trust me it would come back to haunt you one day Cfm. Its easy to say I dont wanna talk to you anymore and F out of my life, but it takes real guts to patch up that friendship, and continue to be friends. Its really a lot of courage needed, but its not impossible.

So yeah i hope i made some sense tonight with my two points. Its just some stuff that i picked up in the holidays, to always see the good in people and be damn mature in all situations. Not saying its easy though, it takes courage lar honestly. But the results would be fantastic. Im taking this chance in Christmas to fight my demons, hanging threads of problems that were left in the past. Im not gonna let them stay there for the rest of my life.

Lets do this.

Christmas

After gettin suan-ed by the guy whose body looks like crap even though he gyms more than me, and the diva man who doesnt blog anymore (OHHHHHHHHH LOWW BLOWWW!!), its time to pen down more of my thoughts.

I guess sometimes, people say clubbing may not be a gd thing, but it sure as hell is a way u can look at a person's true nature, how well they can control themselves, even under the influence of whatever, whatever and more whatever. Especially for guys, i mean face it, 80% of rapes in the world are committed by us, so we are naturally horny-er. So to all guys out there, pls be a gentleman and always let ur morals, values and brains to control u, not ur dicks pls. Perhaps, whatever happens in the club should stay in the club? I know my friends would tell me to f off, what is the true essence of clubbing? A night of doing something u would regret in the morning?? Worse still if u are 100% a horny dog. I dunno, at least im glad that i do watch after my gone* friends and those being backstabbed* by guys with horns protruding out from them and absolutely reeking of musk. Tell them to F off ok! Sick bastards.

Hmmm so far not bad lar, i ve really been controlling the amt of demerit goods that i consume, freak but should have a fuller dinner b4 gg out with Han and the gang drinking last night. Arena again this sat!! Its really cardo man, dancing non stop, hopefully i could get mistaken as one of the bouncers like in Zouk and then we could use the stage haha!!

Oh well everything in moderation lar ok?? I guess like i told Mdm, this is just a face in my life, i should as hell wont be clubbing when im like 60? Or eh 30? Whatever man, i just hold onto what i believe.



Oh oh oh David, me and brendan wanna go for mdc auditions, eh could u link us up or something?? Pls thanks man.


Anyway this Xmas season, yeah, im pulling out all the stops i guess, i ll be true sincere and all above, mature. Everythings all more or less planned out already so i guess i ll just leave it to God's hand. Mercy man mercy. Even if things explode in my face, i guess im already mature enough to do damage control so yeah, What doesnt Kill You makes u Stronger!!! Speaking of which i wrestled with my dad yesterday when Bong n my mom were looking at childhood pics haha, AND I WON HIM NAHAHHA!!! Simply, true manhunt!!

Shit man other than that, there are certain levels as we all know. Friends and beyond friends, the stupid line that defines them individually is so so so freaking hard.

Like Han said, so do you like her? Or have feelings from her?

........................................................................................................................................................................
Im seriously sitting in front of my com now stumped............................................................................

Ill let God and time decide that shall we =)

In whatever be mature and honest*

SOOOOOOOO PROOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

Other than the fact that I was (we were all) looking like(s) hot hunk(s) , excluding the girls of course haha. Went to the room to stone for a bit, played cards (ewww) and talked cock haha. Walked all the freaking way from shangrila to taka, mother, to get the goods, alcohol and etc. But it was all worth it haha. The changing was damn rush, cause of the GIRLSSS!!! LoL we were given permission to strip and piss in the same toliet, wtff man hahaha. After wearing my uber suit and looking every bit of a manhunt winner, we were off to the prom!!!

It went fairly well haha, though imust say i felt really bad for the performers, EVERYONE WAS CAM WHORING NON STOP SERIOUSLY. Especially urs truely urs manhunt winner, some song lyrics suddenly came to my head, *im too sexy for myself, im too sexy for myself*.

Ahhhhh feels so good to get in touch with my ego side again Nahahahhahah!!!

Anyway everyone heard brenden singing when he hit his high notes lol, he owns lar that skinny bugger haha. Skinny yet so gd when it comes to high notes....what the freak am i talking?? Hes a tenor no shit jerome. Sorry sorry, thats what u get when u only slept like 5 hrs in two days, knn!

So after prom, was the partea!!! MUSIC!!!! Dancing was great and me and my two cockster friends had our 15mins? nah one minute of fame* We went on the stage cause we were so high from all the alcohol in the room and danced our hearts out, lol it was so thrilling, till one minute lata, the bouncers pushed us off stage......chicken. LoL. Hahah and after prom in Shang, the coucill presidents and choir presidents were called to sing the school athem Again hahah.

It was like "Can we invite the cho..." When i heard that, i straight away stood up and walked to wards the toliets hahah when some guy grabbed me from behind and ok ok lets go sing.

Well, to God and Acjc that song was for you. Although the stupid fact was that i started the song 3 tones higher (according to marcus) so all the men died. Except for brenden lol he said "for once its comfortable for me, no need to use chest voice" lol.....

And soooo that was prom, after arena, we went back to the room where i emo-ed for a while (damn rare pls), and eh we headed back after a short freezing session of sleep haha.

Woke up after freaking little time of sleep and went home with han. There i bathed and changed for choir. LoL my body really felt like shit from all the dancing and the booze...Perharps i ll take a break from all this clubbing nonsense.

Anyway had a bbq later on that day, and slept at 4, cause some mofos wanted to watch heroes......ahhhhh..my eye bagssss..bd girl got tipsy, shit...more funny events happened..nearly c8-ed a fireball by pouring spirit on the pit...etc...im damn tired now....

Gd night all, my bed seems like my best buddy now..

Other than all that, seems it really is the season. Pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, dont let me screw this up. Actually, after spending so much time with han, i feel so much more prepared for this. Oh well, have a taste of my new found holiday skills.


Manhunt champion has to sleep, TOOOOOO THE WINDOW TOOO THE WALLLLLL!!!