Thursday, February 05, 2009

So its going to be another homofest for V day, alright!

Grr i have no idea, but i ve been feeling particularly grumpy for these past few days.

Ccb why the f do i type so slow.. see here i go again.

On a happy note, kaiyi the oversea's kid is back from aus so its good to catch up and, i gotta make sure i kick her ass on the dance floor haha. jk jk, friend friend =)

On a happier note, i took my 2.4 timing last sat and its was ZOMG 9 MINUTES 14 SECONDS RAWRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do admit im a guy who has too much testostorones in his body, hey hey, keep ur minds out of the gutters ok. Haha, but yeah i literally bellowed like some beast at the Acjc track haha. Thank God there were only ruggers there, lol.

Thanks to Kuok Ming and Ian the dog in helping me take my timing.

Alright!! One down, now need to work on french, sats, driving and ponning Xingay's ass at the july triathelon. One thing for sure, we re both birds of the same feather, seriously seriously bloody over competitive. If i cant beat him , well maybe since im young what the heck steriods for the win! Crazy huh? Well quoting my senior in my new department in my camp, "if u want something badly, go for it"

Had overnight duty with him last tue, that bloody indian, kept talking cock to me the whole night bugger. Haha, but it was fun i suppose, talked abt our emo past..

Damn i thought last year i was bad, this guy takes the cake, hes paying his gf* a surprise visit in australia, leave and money all going to burn. The worse part is that, he may get his ass shoved back to him on a silver platter.
Tsk, gd luck my friend! I ll pray for u dude. Some dedication he showed me during our emo talk heh.

I guess since V day is coming just around the corner, emo monster has been bugging me ever since. Ok ok so, we are all old enough to know that we dont need this emo-jc-secondary school shit and we can do better with our friends, RIGHT?????? Yet i feel this hidden needle in my underwear somewhere, pricking my ass, torturing me with that oh-so-2005-2008 sensation that can never be removed, unless i use alcohol or flood my body with endorphines.....

IT SPEAKS!!!!! "V DAY IS COMING YOUNG ONE!! WHY ARE YOU STILL A NOOBLET??!!"

YE GAWDS!

Haha, i seriously think im being retarded here, ok fine i am being retarded here.

Ah well, go with the flow then haha.

Lets see what else to talk about, OMG YES YES! I seriously feel that singapore is such a conservative society, so muhc so that i cant stand it anymore.

I was going for my physio therapy session right? Changed, took a piss, some ang mo dude came next to me..

"Hey dude, nice body man, ripping it up i see there, gimme five homie"








haha talk cock lar, ps, seriously...

Him "Hey man, hows it going?"

Me, stunned.. "Eh hey...yeah man im pretty gd, u? Busy with ur work?"

He was dressed in those male nurses' outfit.

Him" Yeah im doing great, loads of things to do around here"

Me "Oh ok ok" Zips up "Aite see ya mate, tc!"

Ok first of all u bastards, hes not gay. What im trying to say is that, in singapore, how many people will actually come up to you and try to start a conversation, or even look u in the eyes and smile at you?? Look at it, on the MRTS the BUSES, its silence between strangers, old uncles hogging seats, people being uncomfortable with each other at mere sight, its just freaking UNFRIENDLINESS BREEDING IN OUR BODIES!

Where as this dude actually tried to start a conversation with me , a total stranger.

I went shopping with my mom, there was a an ang mo lady in front of me.

Me "Excuse me , sorry.." I went around here.

She " No problem."

Singaporeans be ashamed!! I guess its our culture or what, but seriously this unfriendliness that i have been observing lately, its so so demoralising for me. I cant wait to go overseas and open my eyes to a "brave new world" hur hur..

So they say the grass is always greener on the other side. Singaporeans....the 5 Cs....the Singlish...the traditional asian values...the unwillingness to smile to others....the lack of gentlemen.....the shyness and act of being conservative...

I EXCLAIM OUT LOUD TONIGHT!!





na bei...im a sg citizen too...


PAP should get some hippie cool ang mo and make him Minister of friendliness!!!

If u doubt me, go onto buses and mrts and open ur eyes......U ll see what im talking about.

Come on, prove me wrong, pls.




People think of me, crazy enough, heh, but in reality, what i do is just to get the simple satisfaction of putting " Lets Put A Smile on That Face". U know me.