Monday, December 31, 2007

Han spammed me*

Well i thought it was kinda funny lar. Anyway just read for yourselves.

ive never met someone who could leave me speechless so often. another person who can do this is jerome. take, for example, the conversation i had with him and xing wei after lunch but an hour ago...

han: hey you guys heard bhutto died?

xing wei: yeah man...

jerome: whos that?

han: ...

xing wei: ...

han: wait, you dont know who bhutto is?

jerome: yeah who is that?

xing wei: jerome you only know your wrestlers lah. you know great khali you dunno whos bhutto

jerome: i know great khali but i really dont know who is bhuttohan

(it was about this time that i decided to mock jerome a bit...): bhutto was the great khali's manager man.

xing wei: yeah...

jerome: wha serious ah...

han: yeah man. died yesterday

jerome: wha cheeecken i didnt know...*pause while jerome checks his hair in his reflection, me and xing wei sniggering already*

jerome: ay why you two smiling

xing wei: oh its the sun...

han: yeah the sun...

jerome: wait, ok, bhutto isnt the great khali's manager. thats bullshit.

han: hahaha

xing wei: hahahahan: okok hes not lah. you mean you really dont know who bhutto is???

jerome: yeah, just tell me lah.

han: bhutto was the ex PM of pakistan man

jerome: ohhh was he important?

han: ...

xing wei: ...

han: bhuttos a she...

jerome: oh...

xing wei: how can you not know, its all over the papers and news

jerome: aiyah dunno lah

han: look, its right here*shows jerome copy of newpaper*

jerome: whoa...*pause while jerome reads the cover of the paper*

jerome: singapore havoc teen starts drinking at 11...

han: ...

xing wei: ...wtf.

hahahaha you two ah, are a constant friggin strain on my sanity. if its not having to keep quiet while kiat admires himself, its trying not to be TOO mean while making fun of jerome. but i love you both, no question about it. : )

I was just messing with the both of your lar, frankly speaking i was damn shagged so yeah. I cant think straight when im damn tired. AH HA, valid excuse ok =)