Thursday, May 29, 2008

Cheesecake day =)!!

Im gonna be baking some uber cheese cake today woohoo!!!!
Taste my uber cooking and on ur knees when the taste hits u!!
Haha, ok gotta rush off for physio now, bringing along Xingay for manual muscle power and Zhun for the small details
Cant wait!! Lets get this party in here!!!
i seriously bet its gonna taste damn good lar haha, all my gym has finally given me some skill!!
Or like my mom said "The best food in the world is always cooked with love"
KISS THE CHEF!!!
IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN!!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Sunday, May 25, 2008

The Ten Tenors - Bohemian Rhapsody

Sometimes i'd kill to be a tenor, lol. Not that i dont love singing Bass, but yeah, thats the more popular voice range. Anyway enjoy! Their pretty gd haha. =)

Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me.

Anywhere the wind blows.

Friday, May 23, 2008

A good day*

Im feeling pretty darn tired in front of my com now...BUT nontheless the day has been v gd =)

Started at freakin 245 am where i watched Man U vs Chelsea match, OMG, as happy as i was that MANU WON GLORY GLORY MAN U, the freakin g match eneded at like 530. My maid was like turning on the lights in my house, damn wth man..

Limped my way into bed where i slept from like 6 to 11.

Went to swim a bit at Pines from like 3 to 5 something.

Headed to choir practice where only rayston and i were the only alumni damn g, rest all college choir haha felt pretty weird, ah nvm lar music crosses all barriers, age included.

Anyway after a (its a phase -sound check), met penguin for dinner at some uber XO fish noodle soup place. For 3.50 the meal was really damn kick ass man.

Went to cold storage to buy the essential ingredients to cook our UBER CREPES!!! YES SIR RE!! CHOCOLATE BANANA CREPES WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND CHOCOLATE SAUCE!!

LoL, needless to say, me being a total virgin at cooking, freakin useless. And we had only one hour to cook before american IDOL STARTED RAWRR. It turned out pretty well, mix flour and sugar and etc etc, yeah i felt pretty damn proud of my self cause i cooked it as well. Unlike the previous cooking session where all i did was to help mix the flour, basically manual labour.

Pictures coming up next!!

So anyway yeah i think the crepe tasted pretty gd, but i think it needed more sugar, cause it was a bit bland and hmmm, perhaps should put powdered sugar on top of the banana after wards, cause it would make it taste better. Yeah i think i ll try cooking this again lar. Pretty fun, perhaps cheesecake can be on the list too. =)

Yeah, and David Cooke won, congrats man. Nice rocker voice lol. Bloody hell, i would prefer the younger guy though..

Oh and i realised today that for baking u can buy essence of say vanilla, to create the artificial flavour of it in whatever ur making. Pretty interesting indeed!!! Pretty darn cool actually. Hey cookings pretty fun actually. But quite mah fan lol..

So its party time tmr and im looking forward to it. With all my close friends, its time to give myself some space to really let my hair down. Haha, strangely im gettin a bit bored of it lol.....although its a bit scary to think that way, its part of growing up i know. I accept it, haiz, i really do miss the good old days of Jc life, academics and freedom in a greater form.

apple bottom jeans boots with the fur, the whole club is looking at her...

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

A picture is worth a thousand words, But simply mine are a million ok!

After a hot day worths of tanning bets with THE WHITE ANIMAL TIN Y U SICK FUSS BALL HIPPIE!!!

im damn black and burnt right now...

anyway THIS POST IS GONNA BE THE MOST INTERESTING ONE EVERRRR, because yeah i wanna talk a walk down memory lane, from primary 6 all the way to JC, pre-army. In that period of time, it was birds and the bees, childishness, girls, acne, choir, basketball, alcohol, partying. But above all!!! The friendships that i have forged, i will hold them all very dear to my heart.

Cause, WE RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!! ok ok sorry pretty random anyway here goes!!

The story starts off when i was primary school i think, Switzerland never knew what hit them..

Kk alt tab to photo bucket now to resize all my pics..
HANG ON AHH!!
damn long lar photo bucket does not have any multi task tool to resize all at one shot.

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Such wonderful scenery, i wonder what would appear out of no where?

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BOOM!! Yeah friggin hell, its my bro and myself, lol i reckoned he wanted to throw it at me back then. Oh my gawd, we look so young lar, ahh those were the good old days of pokemon, eh toys, eating like free and eh, not HAVING TO EMO AT ALL!! yes indeed!!

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Even when young i loved to do crazy stuff as u can see, i slid my way down the slope past the icy road and into rocks, yeah that was sure as hell dangerous but fun =)

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Of course i always had a thing for dogs, lol maybe thats why im such gd friends with the guys. U DAWGS!!

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LoL seriously lar before gym and basketball, i was really a rolly polly kid, lol, like some small animal like that, of course back then i had no idea what abs were or biceps or bench press or healthy lifestyle. A slight dash of vanity could be thrown into that as well..

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Our heroes retun to mainland once again!!

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Somethings will never change i guess =)


We fly now over to Maldives!!
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AH HA nice one lar, check out my afro like hair style man, anyway the fishing was fun, heres one i caught my self OK!!

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Cockster bro....

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FISH AGAINST MEN WHO WILL WIN!!

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My dad and i, pretty good we went fishing at the resort, and i caught this fish. Cool pic taken in the rain though, nvm we how tough right or not (pai) dad??

Teleport scroll, 75 mana, down to SHANGHAI!! Although i didnt see Jackie Chan or Chris tucker =(. We had fun yeah!


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Jerome spots an ANIMAL in the museum!!
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Its just Jon, look at him man LOL, freakin retard when he was young haha.

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WE ARE (gonna be) HOT HUNKS!!





WE FLY NOW OVER TO JAPAN!!! I wonder if u know living up in tokyo if u see it then u know it then u know u have to go FAST AND FURIOUS drift drift drift FAST AND FURIOUS!!

Although i didnt see cars dirifting there..we had a gd time bwahahha!

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OMG!! A JAPANESE TOILET!!! It owns me man seriously

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We made fun of the entire japanese crowd in front of us, hahahaha!

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Its good to be legal and HAMSOME!!! Haha, really feel a bit emo now man, i mean we all liked being young and its kinda sad to grow up, but back then we just couldnt wait. Its all in the phase of growing up =). No more pokemon for me sir, jessica alba pls =)

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Isnt the scenery just fantastic?? Is it right =)

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MOUNT FUJI!!! It really takes my breath away man. Simply nice!

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My uber childish family lol, all grown up now, time to order some sake!

So after all that, i hope u guys are justly entertained lol. But whats the point with a blog if u cant share some love with ur fellow readers? We all may grow up and mature and make mistakes. But whats most imprt is that we hold on to the things we love...Its been a fun journey and i look forward to the future, not army o course..

And the last pic!!! Of course doing what i enjoy so very much!!

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"Walking in a winterwonderland....................''

hello ladies!!!! JK JK!!!

God has been gd!!!!!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Im invincible*

So it was another fantastic day at choir.

Doing the thing which u have passion for and doing it with cockster and normal friends such as MA chen zhong and other people. Just feels so gd singing man, hard to believe, well take it from me lar.

Freakin funny man when i see his face in choir, its like omg, u do the stupidest things ever, have no regard for much discipline, and yeah ur a dog lar hahah. Ok ok but u do love the music as much as i do haha, so yeah kudos to you man lol.

I think this year, our concerts gonna be a blast. Cfm chop, CUZ IM SINGING OK!! HOW HAMSOME HOW ZAI!! ok ok lol jk jk, the music is overall pretty darn gd lar. Sure there are a few songs where indivivual preference is against, but well, thats a challenge too right? Alll our hard work and efforts will finally come to bear fruit. Cant wait cant wait. LoL sometimes singing those fun songs, i feel like mamboing a bit man. Cool stuff, Gd stuff.

Anyway, i really wish them all the best on tour, it ll be fun and exciting as hell, though i hope they ll be more disciplined then ever, cause of my own personal reasons. Competition is competition after all. U have to be at uur peak and all the more so prepared for it.

See when u really like something, i could go on abt choir all night man, but i wont lar.

Met Reuben earlier in the morning and had a failed attempt at gym, lol long story.

Had dinner with parents opposite acjc at Ming Jiang around there. Freakin funny, my bro and I ordered some chicken wings with with the highest level of spiciness. It was called, ASS BURING CHICKEN WINGS..ZOMG!!

Haha us being us we ordered it fine we ate it fine. Within two bites, my tongue felt it was being tortured and my lips swelled slightly, and i was tearing as well. WTHEFREAK MAN, ITS DAMN KILLER!!!!!! Needless to say my bro ate like 4? Before he died later too during the main course, freakin jakkass lar, the steak how nice. Cant enjoy it fully cause of the wings. But dman they were HOT man, seriously lar, i mean i have pretty good chilli tolerance, instead i was demolishing in two bites of the chicken wings. Ahhh it was gd fun man..............

I guess family can be pretty cool sometimes eh?

Lookin forward to this week, before my MC ends, damn u army..

Partying on fri and maybe sat YEAHHHHH!! Back to the place where it all began, and its time to work those leg muscles again.

Sighhh, Day one went well, not as bad as i thought, i hope the upcoming weeks would be better, but then again not everyday is Sunday. Shit happens lar, but i strongly believe one day, gd things will happen and when they do, the past will feel oh so worth it.


I needa catch up on some sleep for the weekend.

Peace out A town, to wee to wee to wee to wee,
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
in the club with my homies..

u know the rest! =)

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Thursday, May 08, 2008

The end of my M.C, ???? WAIT A MINUTE ONE MORE MONTH!! AH HA!

Well its been a fast and usual week, lol tmr's fri already and i cant believe it..

Its really amazing how time flies when u spend most of ur time at home and watch movies on the com. Well i bet that when iget back to army, time will totally slow down and i ll be dying like an animal. Roawr..

Well, i had my virgin experience to KTV this week with the blackie Rose, went to check it out at first at the basment level of Chips and we were just looking around, when the guy said "you guys got book? No? take room 21'' what the......nex thing we knew , we were holding mikes and laughing at each other. What the hell man KTV damn g lar lol, and we only came to drink..After a few vocal warm ups which urs truely cheated his way through falsetto, we went to ta some drinks and went back down..

From Angel to Usher, English songs to Chinese whats that fella's name? Jay Chou his Quiet song, dunno what lar, an jing. Damn funny lar, anyhow sing shit man that was fun, should do it often with more friends...

Had concert fest at my house at night, me penguin and hairy chest.

Keane live
MUSE OMGGG ORGASMIC!!! i quote our dear Zhun
Guns and Roses was a bit the lame..LOL LIVE IN 1992!!! TOKYO!!

It was dman funny seeing Axwl Rose wear black furry boxers to sing while adjusting it during the performance, needless to say all the opening up of legs and running here and there was pretty entertaining.

Funniest moment was when me and Zhun grabbed a crutch each and started pretending we were MUSE wtffff man...haha damn funny seeing some small girl jumping up and down with the crutch posed as guitar..haha YOU ANIMAL!!

Dunno why Hair ychest was a tad emo that night!! LOL OK LAR U WERE NOT JSUT TIREDD..nice rocker ear rings though, freaking hell what silver star..

Oh and i went to remove my cast today, FREAKING HELL, MY RIGHT LEG IS LIKE DAMN SMALL. Its damn sick lar comparing it to my left leg, plus it smells, dman dry and has yellow flakky skin shedding from it ....DISGUSTING!!

K lar with gym starting soon and other stuff, im sure i ll be ready to club in 3 weeks YAHOO!!!

LoL, i think im too havoc at times this year, starting last year too, but thing is, ive said it b4 and i ll say it again. You can only do these things while ur still this age, hey man i ll be like sipping wine and chilling out at some fancy place like 6 years down the road with my Pais, definelty wont be clubbing, unless i wanna live the good old days again lar.

So yeah chiong it while u still can man, hell its also a good form to destress, plus on each clubbing night, cfm something will happen one CFM! and stories for the rest of ur life, maybe u ll even tell it to ur 18 year old kids?? hahah, son when u club ahhh dont drink too much if not u might be dancing with some drunk guy ...WTFFF lol

And another thing thats been on my mind...LOL Freak man i totally forgot Yan and Andrea's bd, ok no excuse...Its me i guess i nvr remember such things one, i mean i only remember those people who i wanna whack, like samuel or bong or other guys in that matter. Yeah, you know these things take E.F.F.O.R.T. How fast u return an sms, convo on msn, return a call, make time for someone, remember people's bd, make gifts for them, plan for them, yeah its all effort. Maybe discipline???

Dont you ever ever get really pissed off when u sms at say 10 in the morning and get a reply like 2 am? Im like what the fuck man..seriously what the fuck..I m sure we all have felt that b4. LoL im not sexist ah...but some how or rather girls seem to do this more so than guys? hmmm? Talked to Rose abt this and she said sometimes u gotta think and not reply so fast one..

Im just .......................................................................thats just dog like man, impolite rather.

Well, make an effort people!! Use me for example k, this sat right, theres a famous eh eh Choral Conductor coming to acjc choir, and i suspect it would end around 730?
ANDDDD xinwei has field camp next week means he cant come out for v long PLUSSS its wei's bd this sat....SO HOW?? Dinner at serene centre 630pm..

How liddat how?

Sacrifice lor, think abt this logically, the conductor only comes once probably in a lifetime or so. While Wei ting's bd is annual and Xinwei is well, hes my bitch lar so i dont give a damn..LOL JK!! Aiya Pais we how tight? forgive me this once lar..sorry!! This choral thing is damn imprt..

Yeah saying that i ll probably be at the grand dinner LATE, chicken..
Hopefully the session wont end so late..sighhh

Like sometimes when i dont talk to Ian, it can be for freaking longgg, but when i see him, we re like fellow retards in woodbridge, and yeah the time we spend together is pretty fun man. Im not going anywhere near broke back ah..But yeah, i dunno maybe i tend to cliche better with guys than girls.....ok that was random..

Effort effort..lets see some of them man..haha i know at times we can be freaking lazy bitches..but seriously lets all try to cut that shit out man..

YaY my cast is off!! My leg smells gd for once! HELLOOO GYMMMM!!!

harlow zouk =)

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Ok im doing it*


Best to go through life knowing that you'd put your best for everything and everyone

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh IRON MEN!!

Yeahh, i feel pretty damn good right now, cause i just watched IRON MAN!!! YEAH BABY YEAH!!! HAHAHAHA.

Shit man the movie was pretty damn damn good. Like the usual rating upon five stars? I ll give it ten man!!

You know me, the kind of movie i would like. Less plot, less talk, more action hoo yeah!!!

It was a nice time out with Ian the Dog and Xingay. Fuck Han REALLY PAISEH MAN, i didnt know u booked out today, shit zoo..

So it all began with a hot afternoon in my library, where i was killing time away practicing my uber guitar skills. LOL ok ok, i was Dotaing, honing my my my ok lar skills. Hero died, pfft, some Gang it was!! So i went to Cathy to book tickets for IRON MAN!!! YEAH!! 930 ok check. Credit card number ok check. Seats................OMG MY HERO WAS ABOUT TO REVIVE BY THEN SO AIYA THESE THREE!!! Ok, i picked the top three in the middle section left hand corner, cause i thought it would be easier for me to reach it, with less steps than neccessary to travel to.

Upon reaching the ticket counter, i looked at the ticket lady dead in the eye, flashed my credit card, and gave her a smile. Here you go =) Hey u ever seen a bai ka with a handicapped leg with a credit card?? =) Yeah, felt really austin power ish back then. With my body guard/dog/Pai next to me too, cause Xingay was stuck in a jam..that nub cake. Ok ok this lady was pretty hot too, hello!! Then she said, " Sir did u book these tickets by the phone?''

Me ''Nope i booked it via online''

She gave me some funny look and said,

''so you booked three seats second row to the screen is it?''

I looked at Ian, with his facial expression of Jerome-you-dumb-shit-you-did-it again

Me ''Oh fuckkkk''

DAMMIT LAR!!! I BOOKED THE THREE SEATS SECOND ROWWWWWWW GARGHHHHH
IRONN MAN LEH!!!!! WHAT THE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG all my Austin Power ish moment completely left me, i just felt like a Ba Kai again, dammit..

No doubt Ian the Dog tormented me on it where i came up with some lame excuse, actually pretty valid lar. ''See right Ian, thing is, most people in Africa dont get a chance to watch movies, so i think we ll be gd tonight with our neck strain seats''. Yeah, so apt, hero words beofre a hero show =)

But that cb still wouldnt let me off..sigh. Xingay came and he said ''I KNEW THIS SHIT WOULD HAPPEN! Ian i should have asked you to book man!''

Fuck lar, sorry lar, my team needed me!!!!!

Sigh........

Oh oh and then this group of guys, think like 20 plus, Ian was being a cock like guiding me into the cinema at Cineleisure like some road marshal. And then two cocksters from this group had to say too ''Make way for the bai ka''

I just stopped and turned my head at them and said, ''this aint as easy as it looks'' And they gave me the oh-fuck-the-guy-we-were-spamming-abt-is-lookign straight-at us look. Which also means a paisehness and oh shit. Thats right..FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND!! Got one Ocs guy, one buffed up gymmed up clerk* and lastly one hamsome guy metal poles aka crutches for support. Which is also a perfect substitute for parang. Bloody hell, mock me when u dont even know me at all? i dont take this shit man. Seriously, jakkasses......

Anyways, Iron Man played on, and it was so so good. That Robert Dowery Jr guy is such a great actor man, woo wee!! Oh and there was this funny moment in the cinema when IRON MAN, gasp, Iron man shot this missile at an enemy tank.

Some Champion woman behind us said "But its so small''

Me Ian and Xin turned behind..
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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
OMG

HELLO!!! AS IAN SAYS BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES OK!!!!

And as for me!! ITS IRON MAN WE RE TALKIGN ABT HERE, CAN U DONT BE SUCH TURD,
HES HOW COOL AND POWER LAR!!! WAKE UP BIATCH!

ok all those were in our brain thoughts, needless to say if we had spewed out those sentences, i think my other leg would have been broken haha.

And so the movie ended with me thrusting my arm up into the air..''YEAH!!''

IRON MAN ROCKS!


i ve never felt this good before, since, 300!!!

ROWR IM BA KA MAN!

Bad guy robs woman on street.....''HELPPPP'' she screams...next thing he know...a crutch come sout of no where and smacks him dead between the eyes...

''Lady ur safe''

''Thank you''

and our hero limps off into the sunrise, where ever the road takes him..

Chelsea and Liverpool match coming up!!!!!

Oh and bong, what i say abt you know, haha, some lar some, not all.

Monday, April 28, 2008

We re all in this together!!

It seems so hard to catch anyone whenever they go out, we all book out all different days.

Freedom seems like a rare gift now a days, i mean not in my case lar.

Went to Han's house and cheered him up a bit.

Dont worry Pai, we all have one fo those days when we just wanna scream Fuck it!! And just lock ourselves in our room and fuck all else.

Seems i havent learned my lesson yet, like a dog really begging for more trouble. Sigh, ok ok i ll aspire to be a Xinwei.

This week, lets just get this over with this week.

I have this feeling of emotions all day, thinking about stuff, being the impatient bastard that i am. I mean its not healthy too, so why the f should i put myself through it again? I always wanna be the person to make people laugh and make my close buds feel happy, yeah to just have a good time.

Emo monster bites hard this week, but not for Xinwei, hes invincible!!

these are my confessions............................................................................................................

When all else seems to fail,
look around and open ur eyes.
Ur not the only one going through this.
For once put others before yourselves.
Be kind considerate, thoughtful and above all
make an effort to give someone a smile everyday.
We re all in this together.
Even though we may not meet for weeks or months,
our friendships will still pass the test of time,
be it army, girls or any other problems,
i got ur back Pais and i know u ve got mine.
When the sun falls and the sky darkens,
u ll see me there always at chips
Get fucked in one hand and Kool Aid in the other,
i ll hold both jugs high above my crippled leg,
saying,
'' Can i get you a drink?'' =)
Ladies and Gents Boys and girls,
problems are only temporary,
whats eternal?
God carrying us on his back forever.
I gotta make more time for people.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Sat*

Went for choir which was soooo good as usual..

Cause i sang with the cockster ChenZhong, hahah it was damn funny..

Mdm, '' Basses are your ok?''

Me and the rest of the basses '' Yes mdm''

Him 'Of course!!!''

Hahaha really asking for trouble man..

Ah it was so good singing with him again..

After choir, went to meet Han and the gang for dinner..

I was damn cheesed off, cause everyone was fucking later, and everyone had excuses to give, meaning like me and Chris and Han were the only ones waiting for everybody!!

I love your lar Pais, but seriously, sorry lar, i was fucking pissed off at your.
Bu then again, i mean ur had valid excuses, what traffic jam, etc.
I understand lar....its just frustrating to know everyones so damn late and yeah..have to freaking wait and wait and just simply more waiting time..

In the end, the supposedly 12 became a six..

Dammit..

Went Chips to drink and they left early for MOS..

Rawr how i felt man how i felt, but nvm lar u guys are my friends, go have fun =)

Drank till i got pretty high, chit chat with some random people whom i dont even know..

Got home, lol bumped into the principal of acs barker cause my dad had him over for dinner, and said hi, etc etc, lots of self control..cause i was pretty high..haiz.

and here i am knowing i ll regret this the following morning..

Sigh and its gonna be a start of another week...













LETS DO THIS!

Han it was so great seeing you again man!! =)

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The game*

Ho hum, i ve been thinking of a lot of stuff...

Haha, really crazy ideas!!

When u neglect work and other meaningful activities,
When u neglect the ones who really love you,
For a shot at a target you rarely hit.
Does everyone get lucky with women but you,
Or do females just not want it as bad as you do?

Even the wise dwells in the fool's paradise.

In the end, we are all but pawns in the game, pawns in the game.

Im really too easily influenced...

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Asian versus Western*

Ho hum.

People say that the culture differences between Asian and Western are so so different.

True? I say yes, tonight i ll be discussing abt it and much more stuff.

Asian what do we know of it?

We are no doubt conservative, less of risk takers and more restricted to what we do. Our kids, are less sexually exposed. What do i mean by this? Ok basically the percentage of people, lets take the age group around Junior college kids, have had sex, would be around i estimate 40% or 30%. Asian.........Why like this? Or should i say WHYYYYYYY KANINAYA WHYYYY??? To my many sexually frustrated friends who deem physical contact as a part of a relationship. (Whether thats true i do not know) It because of the fact that our parents strongly believe in a off limits to your family jewels until marriage. Its an Asian trend which follows traditional thinking, but now is slowly changing. HOW FAST HOW FAST u may ask me? Easy big fellas i dont know.

Fact of shocker/Did u know this?/Omg how come Jerome knows and i dont??

(hello lim pei A level not bad ogay)

Haha actually it was Bong the G.P great mind who told me this.

Ok ok u guys know abt the Tammy video right? The one where she had sex etc etc, even Malaysia had copies of it. (Ogay thats pretty off) Yeah for most, cant say all* that ll be heavily scrutinised by general paper folks. OK bad sentence structure! As i was saying, most j.c students would be woo ah OMG really ah?? Shit man how come shes so wild?? We would have this sort of reaction to these kind of acts*. However, on the Poly and ITE side, (got inside information one ah), they just brushed it off, the kind of reaction produced was simply ''oh really ah...oh ok whatever''.

When Bong told me this i was like WHATTT THEEE CHICKENN??!! But yeah it is true, for them unlike most j.c relationships, a realationship lasting more than a month would have involved sex inside already. That goes without saying for ITE students too. Ok ok, i know some of your champions would be thinking ''eh no leh i got some j.c friends who did it already'' or ''what abt me?'' Like i said MOST most..

The acceptance of Western culture is so much more obvious in Polys and ITEs rather than JCs. Ok ok (bastard statement coming up), perhaps its the level of intelligence? The fact that we dont fool around as much as them and hence we score higher in points* Thats why even in army, my ite and poly friends were like the most Champion of the whole platoon whenever it came to book out days, cause Magic* did happen.

But this i assume, is a minority percentage of the entire population. Most of us are just virgins??? A GAME OF TRUTH AND DARE ANYONE????? Haha, dont worry Pais i know OK!

Moving on to Western culture. Pfft, theres a reason why their sexual organs mature so much faster than ours, come on face it, sweet sixteen, girls are asking their parents for boob jobs already. All i can say is........no comments. Yeah, their culture is so much more open, more carefree more freedom. Of course with fun comes consequences as well. More shocking blood tests, ''Sorry i have contracted what?'' or ''thats not my baby!'' Once again as a reminder i am talking about most, as compared to Asian cultures.

Maybe its army influencing me, but this is the truth, im seriously not making up any of these things that i have said. Ok except for the i thinks and i assume, the rest is true.

What with the difference?? Wouldnt it be interesting if our cultures were reversed? OK NOT THAT I PERSONALLY WANT!! Haha, after all i ve been through in j.c, i think cultures not that important in life. Its you yourself, what u believe in. Ok ok, not that i wanna model after the forty year old virgin and a taboo status as it is in western culture, or start very young but theres a time and place for everything. Not too early not too late, own time own target, carry on!

Put religion into the picture, oh man its a whole new level altogether.

But perhaps thats the model solution.......


Enough with the chimness!!!!!!!









Sat Han's coming out!! Yeah =) Its gonna be a dinner, drinks, party!!!

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, i smsed them that we ll be MOS-ing after Chips, but then i wont be going...GARGAWDEARAFFGHHH (Just like Homer says it) WHYY U LITTLE LEG!!!

Most bastard comments i heard so far.

Wei Ting a.k.a Hairy chest ''Dont worry lar Jerome we ll take photos and send to you so u ll feel like u were there''

Tin Y ''I dance your share lar'' and ''I dance with your crutch lar''

Shit zoo man, too much the partie animal, sigh, nvm nvm soon soon..

Haha (weak laughter), honestly ur go lar, have fun im happy when u guys are happy =)

Walk down that lonesome road
All by yourself
Dont turn your head...
Back over your shoulder
And your friends are choinging together
without you...
Unless my parents go out and we can CLUB ROME AGAIN!! Pfft highly unlikely..

Friday, April 18, 2008

Rotting*

This home comfinement shit is really starting to get to me, knn.

I needa go out more

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

This ones for you Han*

These few months with you sure were fun
Clubbing and chips,
thats my PAI!
Never could forget
Gotham and puke
U took care of my ass when i was down and gone
Drinks on me?!
Thats what i wanna hear
Half a bottle of vodka?
No problem!
Guess i wasnt as strong as i thought i'd be
Thanks my PAI for taking care o me
MOS and Zouk?
Hey thats cool
Prep at ur house?
Of course must!
Dancing like a noob?
Damn...not you
Techno King?
Wheres Han Loong?!?
15 years old?
U power man
Doing stuff that owns me flat
=)
Through all and all
I cant say how
U ve been a blessing to me for all we ve done
though my liver complains
lol
damn that shit
lets party somemore!
Cause you my PAI
So take care my homie!
Army's a bitch
God bless and take care
I ll see you in two weeks!!!!
P.S Quit smoking ogay?

Chips*

Lets dance!!

Oh wait my darn leg....

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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Being a guy*

Chicken...just ended dota with han...freaking hell meepo all pumped up with items Kns got owned. Sorry for the geeky intro into another blog post. Haiz its one in the morning and i want to jsut talk about some stuff.

Oh yeah upcoming things that are gonna happen for me pretty much cool, removing my stitches from my leg, getting a new M.C =), Xiang un's bd, meeting with the OCS dogs again, hijacking Huixian's guitar, yes im FINALLY gonna start learning how to play it.Though i cant promise i wont vent my frustrations on it bwahahah..

So anyway right, when i ve been reading this book Shakespeare sonnets, pretty much 351 sonnets inside, all with meanings and what not. I know the people who know me very well would be like 'wtf jerome u read??? LITERATURE?? U ok not?'

HEYYYYYYY I 'A' FOR LITERATURE OGAY!!!!! DONT MESS WITH ME OK!! LoL, i mean since i have time right? Why not read on some lit stuff, anyway thats what im gonna do in the future what so why not?

Let those who are in favour with the stars
Of public honour and proud titles boast,
Whilst I, whom fortune of such triumph bars,
Unlooked for joy in that i honour most.
Great princes' favourites their fair leaves spread
But as the marigold at the sun's eye,
And in themselves their pride lies buried,
For at a frown they thier glory die.
The painful warrior famoused for worth,
After a thousand victories once foiled,
Is the book of honour razed quite,
And all the rest forgotfor which he toiled.
Then happy I, that love and am beloved
Where I may not remove nor be removed.
Get it?
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Hahaha yeah i was like wtf is this man when i first saw it, hey no need to worry, Lit proz is here. Nah jk, book has translation. The poet contrasts himself with those who seem more fortunate than he. Their titles and honours, he says, though great, are subject to whim and accident, while his greatest blessing, his love, will not change.
Interesting really, cause that day my dad brought us to eat at some high end fancy restaurant at SENTOSA, freaking g far away in the new fancy ehh resort area thingy u guys know waht i mean. They were talking all about, i mean i was getting the impression, high and well known in society, having connections, friends who could tip u off in stock markets, etc help u pull strings, basically very well of in life. I know my bro wants to be like that but for me, i dunno, i hope not to be like that. If i have these friends then gd, u know, if it helps me, if not then its ok. But in reality would it really be to your advantage and benefit having such friends, reality check yeah. Being well known in social status? Of course, instant respect and what not. Seems like the poet said something true, not matter who u are, what u have, these things are only material, it can change so fast the next day. But feelings emotions, blessings will always be with you. Interesting why he chose to choose love...
People say love is unpredictable, love is blind, love is painful, love is like a drug...
And according to the poet love lasts forever, really? If u were in a relationship and it broke, after a long while would u say u still love that person? I know for marriages yeah thats CFM love, cause ur gonna be with that person for the rest of ur life leh, not funny..serious stuff man. Then again with divorces, how can u say love is eternal? I know there are only a few kind that are. Parents, religion, shit zoo dunno what else, cant think.
Guys come on there would be somewhere in life where u see a couple at town and say to urself, i wanna be in that position too. We all wanna experience love one point in time or the other, excessive of this is falling in love with the idea of being in love. Ironic isnt it, love that is eternal to us, parents, God, we take for granted, and love that is risky, tough, painful, we strive/strived for it. Thinking abt it now its stupid. But hey, YOU have strived for it one point in time or the other....cfm.
Cant say anything for the ladies, cause im sure as hell NOT one, but men...Its just the feeling of sometimes having someone close to talk to, to know that she ll be there for you, i mean bros make the cut too u know, but, its just that feeling lar. It aint lust for sure, cause sex is never in the mind with that kind of feeling. Its just the thing girl company can give, and guys cant.
YES HAN BROS B4 HOS BROS B4 HOS.
ah well, when we were young*
One things for sure, all who had this sense of love* in their minds, ur all will agree with me. LoL at some point it was Fucking painful!!! Cfm
The cure? Move on move on.
Have a great week y all =)

Friday, April 04, 2008

Pai Pai Pai Pai Pai*

He sits confined at OCS

Another sits confined at OCS

He sits confined at guard duty

He sits confined at his home, disabled

She has another two more chapters of lesson to teach within two weeks

She worrys about uni entries

Another worries about uni entries

We all worry about uni entries dammit

He has another week till army starts for him

I worry so much for the future

People all have their own individual problems.

But one things for sure, we got each other to count on, cfm. Heres a shout out to all who just need that bit o encouragement!!! Keep going!! God's with y all!! Dont believe me can go check out footprints in the sand. Its true...

Guess the only form o service i can provide is, call-Jome-for-ranting/assistance/bitching-hotline-9129-7335. I say that again 91297335!! Or come pay me a visit at 257A Bukit Timah Rd for a gd time of chat food and drinks on the house =)

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Sunday*

Guess what folks im officially a cripple.......



Its the good life, no army, when i thought that life was gonna eassyy..



WRONG FUCK!!!



Life as a cripple has been......frustrating...



Bathing i have to tape my leg up in a freaking big plastic bag, hoping that it ll be water proof which it never does. Sit on a wooden stool to put shampoo soap face wash and bathe. Use my left leg to support me in any damn way i can. Wearing clothes, holy shit man, this is the bomb, wear one piece of clothing at a time, hoping i wont whack my cast which sends vibrations into my stitches which give me hell load of pain. Basically, in my life so far after discharged from the hospital, its been 24-7 discomfort and pain. Fucking wants to make me cry. Oh and i cant lower my leg down for too long cause it ll cause it to swell up in the cast and yeah, cause even more fucking discomfort..



Ok i just showered thats why im so pissed off now..



Its really been fucking arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...



Moving around the house has been a torment, form point a to b, i fucking sweat just to get there. Stairs......omg i hop up like some rabbit or doggy style up to the top. Either way its 5 times the duration i normally take..



And the lagi best, fucking making life harder for my parents and my bro. They have to take care of me help me carry my crutches, as if they didnt help me enough in life already, cb fuck man pissing off. To all my friends who visited me, yeah man i really love u guys, but i really really do hate to inconvience your, fucking hell, i hate it man really. From a guy who loves sports, this cripple shit is fucking sapping my morale...really if ur wanna go clubbing without me, pls go ahead, i rather ur have fun than me spoiling the night with leg problem.



Cb, parents friends......fucking leg.



Sigh damn aggroed after bathing..





People say hey no army gd what, no offence but fucking try my situation b4 u say that again.



Cripple for the win man..sighhhhhhhh knn.



ok ok enough with the aggro..





I use to think that people who always put posts about God in their lifes were just u know, as in i was uncomfotable with that, all them bible verses and songs of praise. I thought like that was just, un-cool. No offense, i mean sure u guys know what i mean, like very um goody two shoe kind of thing. Maybe its just me, but i dunno why i feel rather uncomfortable doing it. Ah well, until this year. Loads of things have been rolling in for me, yeah, and im grateful thankful to God. Really woke me up to think about stuff, maturity has helped a lot too. Stuff such as, forgive me remembering people's bd which i am determined to do, making gifts for people, being nice and courteous all the time. Yeah even smiling at totally random strangers, it feels gd lar to know u ve made at least one sec of someone else's day gd by just smiling at them. Even to my dogs out there in OCS confinement, it stings to have a 3 week confinement, i know, though im not the one kinnaing, but i l ltry my best to reply ur sms and yeah keep encouragining u all the time, cause Confinement really really sucks. Sir!!

And yeah, i know whatever shit we may go through this year my peers, God WILL ALWAYS BE THERE BEHIND US, FOR US.

So this year, im not longer afraid or umcomfortable to say Praise be his name. Amen. As in public, like on my blog. Its a weird feeling cause for 17 years, i ve been really just taking him for granted, after thinking of all that much he has blessed me. I really do feel touched...

Friends, family, etc etc. Helping me cope with 24-7 pain..Frustrations. And most importantly, how to become a better young adult, young christian. Todays Sunday and i didnt go church cause of me leg, though if i keng-ed i could have. So this is some food for thought for today. His day.

So God, really. You know our hearts. Help us with our problems, help my friends, my family, our sins, my pain. Bless us all for the week ahead Lord.

Im looking forward to a week of recovery, time spent with friends, pre NS men, NS men, non NS men and yeah, fruitful spending of my time at home =)


Im yours* =)
This goes out to all my homies!