Yeahh, i feel pretty damn good right now, cause i just watched IRON MAN!!! YEAH BABY YEAH!!! HAHAHAHA.
Shit man the movie was pretty damn damn good. Like the usual rating upon five stars? I ll give it ten man!!
You know me, the kind of movie i would like. Less plot, less talk, more action hoo yeah!!!
It was a nice time out with Ian the Dog and Xingay. Fuck Han REALLY PAISEH MAN, i didnt know u booked out today, shit zoo..
So it all began with a hot afternoon in my library, where i was killing time away practicing my uber guitar skills. LOL ok ok, i was Dotaing, honing my my my ok lar skills. Hero died, pfft, some Gang it was!! So i went to Cathy to book tickets for IRON MAN!!! YEAH!! 930 ok check. Credit card number ok check. Seats................OMG MY HERO WAS ABOUT TO REVIVE BY THEN SO AIYA THESE THREE!!! Ok, i picked the top three in the middle section left hand corner, cause i thought it would be easier for me to reach it, with less steps than neccessary to travel to.
Upon reaching the ticket counter, i looked at the ticket lady dead in the eye, flashed my credit card, and gave her a smile. Here you go =) Hey u ever seen a bai ka with a handicapped leg with a credit card?? =) Yeah, felt really austin power ish back then. With my body guard/dog/Pai next to me too, cause Xingay was stuck in a jam..that nub cake. Ok ok this lady was pretty hot too, hello!! Then she said, " Sir did u book these tickets by the phone?''
Me ''Nope i booked it via online''
She gave me some funny look and said,
''so you booked three seats second row to the screen is it?''
I looked at Ian, with his facial expression of Jerome-you-dumb-shit-you-did-it again
Me ''Oh fuckkkk''
DAMMIT LAR!!! I BOOKED THE THREE SEATS SECOND ROWWWWWWW GARGHHHHH
IRONN MAN LEH!!!!! WHAT THE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG all my Austin Power ish moment completely left me, i just felt like a Ba Kai again, dammit..
No doubt Ian the Dog tormented me on it where i came up with some lame excuse, actually pretty valid lar. ''See right Ian, thing is, most people in Africa dont get a chance to watch movies, so i think we ll be gd tonight with our neck strain seats''. Yeah, so apt, hero words beofre a hero show =)
But that cb still wouldnt let me off..sigh. Xingay came and he said ''I KNEW THIS SHIT WOULD HAPPEN! Ian i should have asked you to book man!''
Fuck lar, sorry lar, my team needed me!!!!!
Sigh........
Oh oh and then this group of guys, think like 20 plus, Ian was being a cock like guiding me into the cinema at Cineleisure like some road marshal. And then two cocksters from this group had to say too ''Make way for the bai ka''
I just stopped and turned my head at them and said, ''this aint as easy as it looks'' And they gave me the oh-fuck-the-guy-we-were-spamming-abt-is-lookign straight-at us look. Which also means a paisehness and oh shit. Thats right..FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND!! Got one Ocs guy, one buffed up gymmed up clerk* and lastly one hamsome guy metal poles aka crutches for support. Which is also a perfect substitute for parang. Bloody hell, mock me when u dont even know me at all? i dont take this shit man. Seriously, jakkasses......
Anyways, Iron Man played on, and it was so so good. That Robert Dowery Jr guy is such a great actor man, woo wee!! Oh and there was this funny moment in the cinema when IRON MAN, gasp, Iron man shot this missile at an enemy tank.
Some Champion woman behind us said "But its so small''
Me Ian and Xin turned behind..
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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
OMG
HELLO!!! AS IAN SAYS BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES OK!!!!
And as for me!! ITS IRON MAN WE RE TALKIGN ABT HERE, CAN U DONT BE SUCH TURD,
HES HOW COOL AND POWER LAR!!! WAKE UP BIATCH!
ok all those were in our brain thoughts, needless to say if we had spewed out those sentences, i think my other leg would have been broken haha.
And so the movie ended with me thrusting my arm up into the air..''YEAH!!''
IRON MAN ROCKS!
i ve never felt this good before, since, 300!!!
ROWR IM BA KA MAN!
Bad guy robs woman on street.....''HELPPPP'' she screams...next thing he know...a crutch come sout of no where and smacks him dead between the eyes...
''Lady ur safe''
''Thank you''
and our hero limps off into the sunrise, where ever the road takes him..
Chelsea and Liverpool match coming up!!!!!
Oh and bong, what i say abt you know, haha, some lar some, not all.
