So it was off to Bong's place for one crazy night and preparing him for pre army.
I think i got high on the fun.
Come to think of it, yeah, a bit lar just a bit.
Along with Sidney, Marcus, Bobby a.k.a bobo, Jinghan, Brenden, Reuben, Ivan, hmmmmm missing out someone....chicken..whose the fella ah......Jerrold!! And of course urs truely the one and only Ham-some Me.
We have delicious food, thanks to his maid uber cooking, and once again, Manhunt winner me got first blood, meaning first taste of the food. Ohhhhhh crapppp, i totally forgot to say Grace, shit damn sorry..
We had like eh chicken wings eh, chicken curry, fried rice, egg salad with corn, Ca-shew i think and some uber tasting spring rolls, which were home made. How sweet is that??? lol
After watching some DUMB serial which ZIHAN MAN O CHEST H*IR totally insisted in watching, seriously it was some chinese serial at like 7 to 8, even WWE IS better than that lar. I mean like u totally get to see more action and stuff, basically more entertaining. Strangely enough when we wanted to off the TV, Ivan protested as well, along with Zihan. Seriously we were so shocked that we all just looked at Ivan and dropped our jaws b4 laughing at his foolish taste in Tv shows.
So then we played some INDIAN POKER which was the climax of the night LOL LOL.
Lets see, Ivan tried catching an egg with his shirt, as in only using the openings of his collar as it broke against his naked body, lol i tell u we all burst into laughing it was just so so so so so so so funny haha. I give that a 9 upon ten lol.
One round bong had to out an egg into his mouth and we all tried making him laugh, not bad lar i give that forfeit a 7 upon ten LOL. That was pretty funny lol.
Then we taupoked brenden slowly and purposefully, lol i was the first guy on him lar and i pounced on him like WWE style from the ring post. Ok that was damn funny lol so i give that a 8 upon ten lol lol.
We put cubes of ice into Zihan's underwear from his behind, and we held him there too hahahahahahah it was so so funny hahahahhah, he hit like two octaves higher than his highest T2 note with his yelps/screams/shrieks. LOL then later we wanted to do the coup de grace by taupoking him to a pulp with ice in his underwear hahaha. That was so funny lar, haha i give it a nine upon ten.
Another round i arm locked Jinghan and forced him to smell the air from Bong's old smelly and DISGUSTING LOOKING BASKETBALL. Basically he put the pin inside and drained the air out in front of Jinghan's face. Ok for all u out there who dont know how bad it is, ROTTEN EGGS FREAKING SMELL BETTER UNDERSTAND!!!!! Ok now u know. LOL Jinghan, paybacks a bitch =) I GIVE THAT A TEN UPON TEN =)
Alright for the best one of the night....
ahem...
Jerrold lost, so his forfeit was to let people smack his ass, prison style. Although we agreed to pull down our pants, so only underwear as protection, he had the nerve to retain his jeans. Bugger. So anyway we all lined up to smack his butt one by one with different objects.
Zihan went first, POOF* A lousy pillow. Yawn*
Next up was Jinghan and brenden same objects boring, POOF POOF* YAWN*
Next was ivan, forgot what he used but it was kinda gd cause i remembered hearing like SMACK* Yeah!!!!
Oh and all this time bong was filming i think.
Then of course lastly me, the rest of the gang left already cause it was kinda late. I took Bong's freaking guitar and smacked it against Jerrold's butt. CRACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK* WAS THE SOUND. Following which, according to Reuben he lost his voice laughing so hard when he collasped against the couch. Everyone was damn shocked me too, but Bong let loose a barrage of F words, i quote Reuben, *He said more F words in ten seconds then he ever said in his whole life lar* I personally dunno whether it was true but, it was bad lar, plus it was his dad's guitar lol. Apparently, there were four huge cracks on it.........shit man it was damn bad, freaking hell. Jerome u are one Crazyy son of a human....But u gotta give it to me, Thats was Hilarious.
I GIVE IT A HUNDRED UPON TEN =)
AND NOW DRUMROLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BONG THIS ONES FOR YOU LOL.
Never really though how i would blog about this but eh, yeah, i ve known him for like 6 years plus, since primary school. I think friendship is a bit like wine, as it goes longer it just gets better and better, not that short friendships are worse lar of course. So yeah man thanks for being like a brother from another mother to me, for always being there to give me advice during our years of service in the choir com. For cracking ur jokes about sensitive stuff u bastard*, and still having an extremely fun time from it. For being ur intellectual G.E.P self and helping me out in times when i felt emo and shit, or was pissed off for the wrong reasons. For always showing me that there was another side to how things worked, and alternative to problems and more I.Q stuff. I guess in a certain sort of way u did help me grow up too.
Shit man i ve really known u for freaking freaking long, just kinda hit me.
Yeah i really dont know what else to say, but all the best in army, i know ur gonna enjoy it somehow lol. Sorry about ur guitar lol. And yeah thanks man simply thanks. Ur really one of the guys i know if i ever get into a fight or trouble, u ll show up just to add members to my imaginary gang or save me from other kinds of stuff. Sorry for not being able to Mambo with u tonight, i hope u dont get wasted like b4 and have a wicked time tonight, who knows? U might just meet ur girl LOL. Drink up bong drink up =)
God really bless u though ur not Christian, and i look forward to having more fun times with u in 2008 and beyond!! =)
