Sighhhhhhhh feeling so downnn..

Oh well another saturday practice has gone past, 4 more months b4 our juniors come in. Am i the only one who sees the urgency to start pushing ourcelves beyond our normal standards?

Arghhhh.... Basket..

I just hope they will all understand..

And really be like mature abt it..

Moving on to non mature stuff..

Went to Reuben n Huey hian's blogs... COOLIOOEE!!!! Found some cool stuff haha..

Your Pimp Name Is...

Stud Glider

What's" Your Pimp Name?

Owned, i didnt know i was such a pimp WAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA GG!!

Freak man today i saw 3 THINGS NO PEOPLE! NOT ONE BUT 3 THINGS THAT MADE ME WANNA SPASM SO BADLY AND LAUGH TILL TEARS COME OUTTA MY EYES GG!!!!

For the secrey of the 4 stoogies i ll heh heh keep it to myself, dangerous man...Or should i say..
WAH* (FALSETTO) SPASMS**

Freak man i wanted to just go mad and laugh when like Mdm was playing the ball thingy exercise super funny lar haha. Luckily i kept my cool and just tahan-ed it. Wah uber tough lar ok!! Thankfully i am simply the no.1 handsome fellows ok!


Ok ok gtg.. Pigging out now on duck noodles with Lard OH MY SUN!!!!!!!

Freak man didnt have anything except for a bun from 6 45 till 5.

GG.

5.2 km run down the drain..=(

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DOWANNA BE FATTT

Speaking of fat GG*

WAH* SPASMS!

Chase*

Its strange how fast some people react to danger when it happens. Very strange. Maybe they are changing? Or trying to hide, while being the same person they are inside. I dont no, lets just be mature abt this.

Rowr!!! Craked in front of the whole school today at mornign ensem, it was just plain horrible, everyone reacted to the different sound produced, even me, man it was bad. Nvm though, we shall improve!!! Always keep on improving!!! But really it is very intimidating singing in front of the school, however, after Eistenford, this shlud be like nuthin to us. Really i believe it is all about focus, overcoming stage fright that can blank out ur mind. AND SMILE N SING OUT RAWRR!!!!!

Other than that, i found that my motivation to gym is totally gone. Really, im just not pushing myself hard enough in gym, always slacking around enjoying the air con, while resting too long between exercises. Crap. Although in P.E today i saved all the attempts against me by the opposite team yayness!!! Own u noobs!! hahahaah. Tiny n Amanda, ten years later lar ok? AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH. Oh well that was gd.

Till lao shi's dc came along sigh dont wanna talk abt it.

Actually today some GG* things happened too. Reuben's elbowed got owned by the track ouch man* Simply now how u gonna bathe? Lol Jit's hilarious sugestion to hire a hot maid hahahaha. Think reuben is gonna own him now.

Seriously im super blur in life now, always stoning here and there, dont really know wats going on, forgetting stuff, always worrying abt choir this choir that. Really im super blur! Thank the Lord for my friends hahaha.


Hmmmm ur message really got me thinking havent talked to u in a long time. Its really sad when u dont talk to a friend who was onvce a gd friend of urs and u can actually see the friendship erroding away. Especially when i told two of ur friends yes to their questions. One was yeah, the other was hell yes!!! Lol think i was feeling high back then. Yup but wat u said is true lar we really should just talk and catch up.

Apparently Wanling has been spreading rumors abt me in school. Basket. Maybe i should make the facts V v clear. Aiya i better not lar, say wat lar i like i dont like sure have problems one.

I really dont no wat im looking for in life now. Maybe im just difting away from christianity. Time passes way too fast for me* My source of motivation is just gone. Anyway it was quite stupid trying to slim down n be fit just for the sake of.....girls? Yesh purely dumb dumb dumb*
Yes on that hand girls are like the strangest creaturest u no? U can never fully understand them and really why cant they just be open and say whatever they wanna say? Why do they act the way they do? Why do they hav the capability to hold grudges so well? Why isit it always start with a guy liking and chasng a girl and not the other way around, most of the time that is? Why why?

Maybe i need a new aim in life.

Was it??

Number one most handsome fellows?

Oh pls been there done that LOL JK JK JK.

Wanling always goes support support and i have the strongest urge to say er u want me to buy bra for u to support?

Lol hands on neck*

Freak i need to get some fresh air!!! More importantly i haveto find a new aim in life!!!

Set i ve decided to become gay!

Say say say!! YaHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Hardo gay!!!

Reasons why i am becoming fat*

Simply this is the demoralising Blogs ok!

Simply i have not been excersing!

Simply this mornign i ate the noodles from hawker centre

Simply Lunch had MANY dim sum fromthe Imperial restaurant

Simply dinner was the GG* things

1. Oily fried hokkien Mee
2. Oily sting ray
3. Oily oyster omellete
4. ONE tub of Ben's n Jerry's Chocolate chip ice cream

Fatty land here i come....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Simply Kathy u believe now?

WAT A SUNDAY

Woke up this morning feeling like crap and worse of all FAT!!!!!!

Sigh.....

Thank the stars for David N the nub cake Xin wei simply A.K.A Baldie
Ok ok side track for a while, he shaved his head just for kicks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHA
Nubbie nub!

Ok went to watch the basketball match in the indoor stadium sigh was kinda
Disappointed with wat happened. Although LOL when me david n Xin n david's dad
sat down to watch the matches, one guy dunked and the front row in front of us went
"OHHHHHHHHHHH OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!"

Lol all i can say is U NOOBS!!!

Sigh v angry today casue i KEEP LOSING STUFF ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BASKET!


Anyway heres a another funny video on once again Japanese Folks..

Sighhh....




Oh yes how can i forget hers also the Video when i was in cJC first 3 months I OWNED DAVIDS GF IN WASABI COMPETITION CHECK IT OUT! Many thks to simply the short* yet beautiful jasmine for making the sound effects n blah blah blah hahaha!

Hmm im hungry SHORT cakes anyone?

Please dont use this as somesort o weapon at me in school. And do remember i was young* when i took part in this competition so yeah u no. Use ur brain n pls be MATURE~!!!!!!!






Lord please strip away my weakness!!!!!!!

Japanese people are way too cool for me. They owns Me*

It seems that today was a busy day.

Choir was packed and stressful, although the singing was v fun lor haha.


Anyway to cheer all the emo people out there and also those who really needa a gd laugh.


Here are not 1 but 2 hilarious videos to watch over n over again to exercise ur flabby abs.


Muhahahaahahahahahaahahaha

Hmm ok without furthur ado

Video 1



Lol The girls got OWNED!!!!!! Nub cakes hahahaahhahaha!!!!!! Nubby nubs!



Video 2



Ok ok i wont be sexist The guys got owned!!! Those who dont understand they have to recite a japanese tongue twister or they become instant Sops* Lol no offence just a mild joke.


Lol a million thks to Rayston for enabling me to post these 2 videos out on my blog becasue i had some problems with it. HAHAHAHHAAHA. Do enjoy and remember to take care of yourselves where every u go!! =) Heh heh!

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Jap people own me*

Owned*

Lol it appears that this past few days, i have just been kept owning by other people.... NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY LIDDAT??????/

Example 1, i got owned by my bro at daytona, we played 3 rounds and i lost like 3 outta 4 times. Well but like when i was shifting gears, i accidentally ripped the entire control stick thingy out of the socket and the laughter that incurred from that owned me as i laughed till my car crashed into the wall. As i quote from my army-deprived bo. OWNED LIKE A NOOB, IS THAT CLEAR? IS THAT CLEAR? Lol owns me man, owns me. Basket like my car always started in front of his car, so like its reason enough that i should have lost right??? Everyone knows that the car that starts second always wins the game, i mean unless ur a noob lar then......GG TO U SIR!!! So anyway i have decided to take time of my lit homework and reflect on this...hmmm next time i should like yank his steering wheel or attempt to slam his car into the wall. Yup...

Crap this adds on to the 4 hrs of slacking i have done today.............shit zoo!!!

The pawnage continues...

I was wanting to do ma lit homework but like stuff got in the way? Com, n sleeping..also like i lost the piece o paper so i had to get it somehow.

So i called bo yao to get it from him...THAT NUB CAKE...HUM JI KING NO.1

Happy as i was, to get it and finnaly spend some productive time, the look of the fax-ed paper owned me..




GASPS* IS THIS HUMAN HANDWRITING??? HOW CAN THIS BE??? WAT THE FREAK??? U SURE IT IS NOT CHICKEN SCRIBBLINGS?? OR SOME ANCIENT ALIEN LANGUAGE? Oei i only take EL and Cl ok...

On a closer look at it



Owns me man owns me* Sigh dude!!! U retard! How am i gonna do my lit homework with ur chicken hand writing messed up all over it??? U NUBBY NUB!!! Even as i slogged through the poems with all the disgust splattered all over it...The only response i had to it was...



Wat the neh neh!!! Oh yes i wanted to eat too, felt a bit hungry..

Lol which reminds me. "I want to act it out but i cant" ****** Points to me, Bong erupts into laughter.

OWNED*

Hmmm think im becoming how u spell? My england is terrible i tell u passing G.P was just divine intervention. NARR--CIST--TIC?

Like i keep like poking my pectorals to feel if they remain hard or not.. Suprisingly ehh this kinda feels wrong to blog abt.. aiya nemind lar!

Hmmm then my biceps also, as Bong points out to me occasionally..

Lol costumes alert for teachers day.. MODELS ANYONE??

GTG BB STUDY!

Yeah right...

One of those days

Radiohead-Creep

Introducing Jerome with the song creep...

I grab the mike n sing very Emooooo ly

When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye.
You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry.
You float like a feather, in a beautiful world
I wish I was special, you're so f***ing special.

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so f***ing special,
I wish I was special.

I jump up and down the stage and scream out the chords and lyrics. I jump down the stage and mosh with the audience who are all moshing like mad.

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?.
I don't belong here
She's running out the door,
she's running, she run, run, run, run, run.

I grab the mike stand and smash it against the stage floor.

Whatever makes you happy,whatever you want.
You're so f***ing special,
I wish I was special,
but I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here,
I don't belong here.

I open my eyes, and find myself standing in the shower shampoo in my hair n feeling soapy.

Sometimes its hard to find ur old self, once u change. I have changed yes i no. But its not satisfying i guess. Am i changing because i have to change? Or change because its for the good of me? I feel like very mature compared to other people and i really do reflect on myself and my old self, being a hypocrite is really really really difficult for me and and and and and...

Why do i have to? Why cant i just be who i am? And and...im a creep... ur so freaking special....i wish i was special.

Ok ok this entry is really out of point.

Maybe i just miss the old days.

The main question really is the sacrifices that i make, do people really appreciate them? Dont u think i wanna lose my head as bad as u guys? Wait i shouldnt expect anything from u guys, its just wrong.

I do love singing i really do.


Do the right thing not the popular thing.

And so i will continue to change;

The show must go on.

Im sorry

Only applicable to Choir folks =)

Dearest Jess,

I have always felt that u and i were really really meant to be. Not just because of ur cool hair style or your beautiful smile, but because u had a heart of gold. Ever since the day i met u ur smile did melt my heart and vice versa. Im sorry it had to be this way.

*Pauses*

Ok ok all u nubby nubs out there must be wondering who is this Jess??? Oh k ok her name is jessica, yes she is hot, Yes i do no her, yes we were together, yes we have been working close together yes... the time we spent together was gd. Yes she scold people very well, yes her favourite phrase is oh my worddd***

Sigh it really really wasnt meant to be Jess, Soorry i had to dump u, u no wat there are just better things in life than u jessica.

Jessica jessica, if u were bread i would be ur honey if u were peanut i would be ur butter, if u were weights i would be theMUSCLES that lifted u everyday.

Ok ok enough with all the hints and every thing.

Here's her Picture...




Jessica Alba im sorry...

Bwahahaha.. =)

KOODOOSSS!!!

Woahhh its lke been a long time since i blogged haha.

Oh my worddd all people who havent watched jackass yet are noobs!!! Hahaha super funny lar the dumb crew do many stupid yet hilarious things such as...

-trying to tight rope through a crocodile pit while hanging a piece of meat from their underwears

- gettin a baby croc to big one guys nipple OUCH*

-playing bumper cars in golf carts while performing dangerous stunts

-sniffing wasabi up their noses n vomitting all over the place hahahaha

-using a shaver a shaving bald patches on people's heads many times over HAHAHHA

-hmmmmm I ve seen this somewhere...Smearing loads of burning body heat cream on one guy's stomach HEH HEH =)

-putting a live aligator to Surprise their mom LOL

-challenging the women's n men's boxing champion's to knock out matches Lol

-tatoo-ing their faces on their backs juts for the fun of it Wat the neh neh!!

Loads more actually haha but yeah this is like the main gist of it lol it was so funny lar, just spent my time laughing my brains out haha. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *CLASPS HANDS ON NECK* Mustnt lose my head!!!!

Oh well went back on saturday for the haven musical n saw Mrs Wan Wah lao memories lar haha. Its really been such a change and really now as i reflect back i really do see the things that my past choir has done for me. Its really great to see my juniors all growned up although some are still a bit mad hahah but we all grow up some day*

I always like wonder wat sort of legacy my batch will leave behind...... oh well thats up to the future...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOT MY HAIR TOTALLY ARGHHHH TODAY. It looks like a cactus without caly n the sides are like aeroplane tracks leading up wards to the sky. ARGHHHHHH DIE U LOUSY AUNTY!!!! RAWR!

*clasps hands on neck* Woops musnt lose ma head heh heh.. I officially got owned by the aunty.. stupid aunty muhahahaha i also got the uber shirt of Pawnage haha wait ah i got take photo of it now haha!



hahah check it out with the uber mouse pad too... All the equipment u need to own noobs haha! Now all i need is the skill part sadly oh well nemind lar haha!



Heh heh Wales Wales, how i have missed thee...

Its time to grow up i guess...

Hope nuthin goes wrong on tuesday....GG!!!

GIVE N GROW HAHAHA

Everybody's changing but i still feel the same

Wahhh time seems to have liked passed quite fast it was like last week? Then it turns out that tmr is already wednesday nooo...

Got Econs homework plus CL file n other stuff too but im just like in not the mood to do them. Thats bad yeah i no but still!? Aiyo think im really slacking too much in school.

Tmr will be our first every combined n truthfully speaking im afraid how would we sound like? Nvm haha everyone starts out quite bad hahah not that im saying anything lar but, i really hope we can surpass the J2s and make them proud of us =).

Sometimes like when i tell my uber V.P "U no ah sometimes i just tell myself that im this position n my jaw just drops" Huh???????? The joker of past choir now become like this haha. God really does have a plan for me i guess.

LOL i watched with own eyes how the table at the Vd owned this noobish J2, he put his plate down n tried to sit down on the long chair.BOOM!!!!

The chair owned him completely man hahahhaha he fell on his tail bone Ouch* due tothe fact that the long table was loose n not screwed on properly hahahaha Owned!!!!

Guess its time to wake up n mature*

Until then DJ!!!! Spin that balck plate thingy!!!!!

Dance* Mosh* Yeah!!!*

One Great saturday

Wat can i say? Unexpected? Shocking? Elated? Surprised?

Its all in God's hands now. Not that i ve ben a great christian myself lar haha, but still i ll give it my best.

Mark chapter 9 verse 35: If anyone wants to be the first he must be the very last and servant of all

Cool right?? hahaha I also say

Well tons of stuff on me now. I just like hope i can live up to the uber standards of the past com and not make so many mistakes yeah. Also like i really hope there wont be any dividing lines to watever higher ranking positions or something like that hahaha.

After that moment went for my party at Xiang Pui's second house. Worddd its super big lar haha. Played the wat acting game? Sherrr--rates? Something like that lar haha. Dunked people in the pool i got chocolate on my hair hahaha.

OOOOOO ooooo but the best part came when the aa5 guys n gals came n danced together. Woohoo super fun lar. Thks to Xiangs again for the speakers. Oh yes and that dawg too Bo yao for making everything possible haha. U NOOB!!!!!

A ella le gusta la gasolina(Dame mas gasolina!)Como le encanta la gasolina(Dame mas gasolina!)A ella le gusta la gasolina(Dame mas gasolina!)Como le encanta la gasolina(Dame mas gasolina!)

Yeah GASOLINA! Woohoo. Wow it was super fun lar haha! Danced to Hips dont lie too and other songs. Uber fun man tell u. Woohoo our class can dance it out man ahha.

Its gonna be a long road ahead for me haha. But with everyones support i guess i can go the distance. Woah! So emo right? Lol

Gasolina!

New blog

Yesh!!! Woo hoo! I finnaly managed to like c8 a new blog again. Not bad not bad. Wah even found back my old blogskin haha. Did the usual decorations....Like oh my word* (Cool term right? =) ) I just did the me n Jessica alba thingy love o meter just for fun lar, who knew that it would erupt into 83%??!!! Woohoo!! I got chance liao yesh!

Wat to say wat to say?

Oh yesh todays PE was gd, went swimming with Xiang An, The dumbbutt samurai Samuel, Josh , Boron etc.. Lol actually got some other people but i simply forgot their names. Its like a disease man! I think i got bad memory. Lol played water polo where Xiang An had the nerve to go wrestle with the Polo Goalie er...wats his name oh yeah , Chris yeah. Lol it was like a massive hippo vs er er how to describe him, er lol dunno lar dont care.. Hahahaha then Bo yao simply had the leg cramps after activating his arm muscles haha wah super hilarious lar, it was like "F*** F*** HELP HELP!!" Lol simply the jakk things ok!!' Man that dawg never ceases to make me laugh man with his jakked up antics. Lol should i post pictures oF his bd ?? WAAAA SPASMS!

Lol slept during G.P (wah cannot take it ah badminton was hard core, swimming was just as bad). Uber tired lar... My wordd...................

Hmmmm seems that i lost weight again, WOOHOO! Aiyo but actually from 69 kg become 66, hmm though its gd i still wanna retain that magic number heh heh *Go figure* Had listening later on. stupid Xiang Pui!!!!! He was like stretching his legs like some emperor and looking at tennis girls outside the window while i was slothing away, straining to understand the stupid Chinese thingy. Basket!!! Neh neh ah!

Lol funny things i learnt so far...

-Bong's fart was a G/C sharp, derived by Clement haha
-Enoch looks like an elephant when he plays bball
-Albert looks like a white hippo when he plays bball
-Its looks as if worlds are colliding when they both challenge each other in bball. Boom!! hahahahaha, my gawd damn funny lar!
-Reuben is the Bomb***
-Me n Jessica Alba have 83%! (Lol sorry guys out there)
-Tin Y screams worse than a Banshee!!! Lol cockroach!! AIEEEEEEEEEE (Owns me man owns mw)
-Girl's favourite phrases "I also say" and "Cfm stampplus chop?"
-Lim Hui's class has an uber guy called the Cone-owner-er, basically in softball right, ur suppose to whack a tennis ball ontop of a plastic cone using a metal bat, but he missed n whacked the cone so G till it flew like superman while the ball baely travelled at all. HAHAHAHAHAHA my word!! Laugh till stomach pain ah tell u ohmysunn..
-I have uneven tan line
-Ohmygawdwassupwiththatshadurmouthlar! Oh man im learning the enochness! Simply also he learning from the number one most handsome fellows in the world ok!
-Xin wei's hair cut owns me man it owns me
-WanLing has the most uber accent in the world lar, my gawd!! Auntieee.... HAHAHAAHA
-I still dont know how to ask for the raw eggs in chinese!!? When the auntie asked me wat kind of eggs i wanted in my Chi Zou, i was like auntie wo yao na ger RAW de chi dan!! My word, Reuben just owned me back than man. Basket! I hate CL!! RAWR!!!
-My chem tutor is some Ex-acjc pro clubber party girl...ALRIGHT!!!

Woohoo!!! Gonna run this week n burn the fats! Oh my Son!! Fudge from wales is uber fattening lar DIE DIE HOW how??!!!

Keng right?

under construction :)